a man and a dog go into a bar , the barman goes can me and the dog have a pint, barman says no. well my dog is an origarmi dog , prove it says the barman, so he gives the dog a bit of paper and the dog make him a dove , so he he let him and his dog have a pint. second man walks in with a dog , can me and my dog have a pint, no says the barman, my dog is an woodwork dog , so barman gives the dog the wood , so he makes this beautiful horse , okay you can have the pint and the man and his dog sits down. 3rd man walks in with a dog. come on mate what can your dog do, his a metal work dog, oh right how say the bar man, well he can make a spring for your bollox and a bolt for the door .


hahahahaha hope u like xx

I knew you were from England without looking the profile
They don't dig bollox in this country
Aoamyaoarkid

I liked it

i dont know about the joke but you well their is something to say hi to.

i need a pint

Well what can your cat do