A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon
realized that she was heading straight toward his seat. As fate would
have it, she took the seat right beside his.Eager to strike up a
conversation he blurted out "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned,
smiled and said, "Business...I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of
America Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard. Here was the most
gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to
a meeting for nymphomaniacs!Struggling to maintain his composure, he
calmly asked, "What's your business role at the convention?" "Lecture,"
she responded. "I'm the lead lecturer where I use information I have
learned from my own personal experiences to debunk some of the popular
myths about sexuality." "Really," he said, "and what kinds of myths are
there?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that
African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact
it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that
trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when
actually it is Jewish men who are the best. I have also discovered that
the lover with the absolutely best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
sorry,"she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you; I
don't even know your name." "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but
my friends call me Bubba.

Good One

(rolls eyes) it's believable

lol yes it is

good one