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Topic: WOMAN AND JERKS!!!
RacerMatt's photo
Sun 12/21/08 04:19 PM




Not ALL guys are jerks. 'Nuff said. smokin

And not all women are ladies.


Quite true. Women are like parking spaces... all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. laugh


Oh, that was harsh, babe!


It was a joke, babe!

All posts by RacerMatt are intended as unoffensive unless otherwise indicated!!!

galendgirl's photo
Sun 12/21/08 04:27 PM





Not ALL guys are jerks. 'Nuff said. smokin

And not all women are ladies.


Quite true. Women are like parking spaces... all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. laugh


Oh, that was harsh, babe!


It was a joke, babe!

All posts by RacerMatt are intended as unoffensive unless otherwise indicated!!!


Duly noted...so was my post :) flowerforyou

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Sun 12/21/08 06:29 PM


idk, my ex girlfriend left me for a jerk. SHe's dead now and he gets out of prison in 25 years for axen her. bad cookies



My best friend married a jerk, he shot her with a shotgun in front of their two kids, now she's dead and he won't ever get out of jail and their kids have neither parent now. We knew he was a jerk, but we had no idea how big a jerk he was. :cry:

It can be hidden pretty well at times. Even experts get fooled. Please don't blame yourself.

RacerMatt's photo
Sun 12/21/08 06:35 PM



idk, my ex girlfriend left me for a jerk. SHe's dead now and he gets out of prison in 25 years for axen her. bad cookies



My best friend married a jerk, he shot her with a shotgun in front of their two kids, now she's dead and he won't ever get out of jail and their kids have neither parent now. We knew he was a jerk, but we had no idea how big a jerk he was. :cry:

It can be hidden pretty well at times. Even experts get fooled. Please don't blame yourself.


Thanks... though I don't really blame myself, I realized after the fact that she didn't tell me how big a jerk he was being because she knew I would lose my mind. He was doing unspeakable things to her before he murdered her. :cry:

tyfrench99's photo
Sun 12/21/08 09:42 PM
Hell Yeah I need to know the answer to this. I am a nice guy and get craped on alot. WHY?

Citizen_Joe's photo
Sun 12/21/08 11:32 PM

Hell Yeah I need to know the answer to this. I am a nice guy and get craped on alot. WHY?


Because you accept it? A nice guy is really a mythical creature, often found plotting murder in their heart whilst looking oh so friendly at a person they pretend to be friends with. I know it's a generalization, and there are sincere people out there who are actually kind hearted, but being nice or kind after anyone sets out to cause harm to me is off the table, as some frienemies recently discovered. A nice guy often suffers from mendacity, a feeble attempt to keep the peace, while allowing resentments to build, and are often found starting nice guy threads. laugh laugh laugh

scoundrel's photo
Mon 12/22/08 01:59 AM

WHY ARE WOMAN ATTRACTIVE TO JERKS????CAN A WOMAN PLEASE ANSWER THIS FOR ME...


I am going to assume that your phrasing is what you wanted/meant, and not what everyone thinks that you meant.

Women are attractive to jerks, and they are also attractive to the rest of us, too.
The difference is that jerks are attracted to other things (like themselves) more than they are attracted to women.

toreybelle's photo
Mon 12/22/08 03:16 AM


WHY ARE WOMAN ATTRACTIVE TO JERKS????CAN A WOMAN PLEASE ANSWER THIS FOR ME...


I am going to assume that your phrasing is what you wanted/meant, and not what everyone thinks that you meant.

Women are attractive to jerks, and they are also attractive to the rest of us, too.
The difference is that jerks are attracted to other things (like themselves) more than they are attracted to women.


So well put!!!!! And that's what makes them a "JERK".....cuz they don't know how to treat a lady in action or in words, and if the lady is "smart" she'd dump his sorry a$$..... even if it means being alone once again. Putting up with inconsideration and disrespect is NOT IN MY forethoughts of enjoying being with THAT man.

Fade2Black's photo
Mon 12/22/08 07:13 AM

Jerks drive nice cars?


what what what what what what



We do, don't we? :tongue:

Fade2Black's photo
Mon 12/22/08 07:15 AM




idk, my ex girlfriend left me for a jerk. SHe's dead now and he gets out of prison in 25 years for axen her. bad cookies



My best friend married a jerk, he shot her with a shotgun in front of their two kids, now she's dead and he won't ever get out of jail and their kids have neither parent now. We knew he was a jerk, but we had no idea how big a jerk he was. :cry:

It can be hidden pretty well at times. Even experts get fooled. Please don't blame yourself.


Thanks... though I don't really blame myself, I realized after the fact that she didn't tell me how big a jerk he was being because she knew I would lose my mind. He was doing unspeakable things to her before he murdered her. :cry:



OMG. This is horrible. :cry: That's not a JERK .. that's a HORRIFICALLY DESPICABLE human being. pitchfork

no photo
Mon 12/22/08 07:21 AM





idk, my ex girlfriend left me for a jerk. SHe's dead now and he gets out of prison in 25 years for axen her. bad cookies



My best friend married a jerk, he shot her with a shotgun in front of their two kids, now she's dead and he won't ever get out of jail and their kids have neither parent now. We knew he was a jerk, but we had no idea how big a jerk he was. :cry:

It can be hidden pretty well at times. Even experts get fooled. Please don't blame yourself.


Thanks... though I don't really blame myself, I realized after the fact that she didn't tell me how big a jerk he was being because she knew I would lose my mind. He was doing unspeakable things to her before he murdered her. :cry:



OMG. This is horrible. :cry: That's not a JERK .. that's a HORRIFICALLY DESPICABLE human being. pitchfork


Yeah.....I couldn't believe this got put on here.....but it just goes to show you that things sometimes happen "pretty close to home"!!!!

carold's photo
Mon 12/22/08 07:46 AM
Opossites attrack

mariposakc's photo
Mon 12/22/08 07:56 AM
Jerks are charamatic.
They are charmers.
Have all the right words
to speak to us when we are
lonely, vulnernable,
and one too many drinks.

Imagoodkisser's photo
Mon 12/22/08 03:58 PM
Because you only need one ***** in a relationship. If they wanted another they'd become lesbians.

no photo
Mon 12/22/08 05:27 PM

Jerks are charamatic.
They are charmers.
Have all the right words
to speak to us when we are
lonely, vulnernable....


Christina Aguilera
"Fighter"

(After all you put me through
You'd think I'd despise you
But in the end, I wanna thank you
'Cause you made me that much stronger)

Well I thought I knew you,
Thinking that you were true
Guess I, I couldn't trust,
Called your bluff, time is up
'Cause I've had enough
You were there, by my side,
Always down for the ride
But your joy ride just came down in flames
'Cause your greed sold me out in shame, mhm

After all of the stealing and cheating
You probably think that I hold resentment for you
But uh uh, oh no, you're wrong
'Cause if it wasn't for all that you tried to do
I wouldn't know, just how capable
I am to pull through
So I wanna say thank you
'Cause it

Makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
Makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, yeah, oh

Never saw it coming,
All of your backstabbing
Just so you could cash in
On a good thing before I'd realized your game
I heard you're going 'round
Playin' the victim now
But don't even begin
Feeling I'm the one to blame
'Cause you dug your own grave, mm

After all of the fights and the lies
Guess you're wanting to haunt me
But that won't work anymore
No more, uh uh, it's over
'Cause if it wasn't for all of your torture
I wouldn't know how to be this way now
And never back down
So I wanna say thank you
'Cause it

Makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
Makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter

How could this man I thought I knew
Turn out to be unjust, so cruel?
Could only see the good in you
Pretended not to see the truth
You tried to hide your lies,
Disguise yourself
Through living in denial
But in the end you'll see
You won't stop me

I am a fighter and I
(I'm a fighter)
I ain't gonna stop
(I ain't gonna stop)
There is no turning back
I've had enough

Makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
Makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter

Thought I would forget, but I
I remember
Yes, I remember
I remember

Thought I would forget
I remember
Yes, I remember
I'll remember

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
Makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter

talldub's photo
Mon 12/22/08 05:41 PM
Eric The Half A Bee

Artist: Monty Python
Album: Sings

Half a bee, philosophically
Must, ipso facto, half not be
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. d'you see

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury

La dee dee, one two three
Eric the half a bee
A, b, c, d, e, f, g
Eric the half a bee

Is this wretched demi-bee
Half-asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie
No! it's eric the half a bee

Fiddle de dum, fiddle de dee
Eric the half a bee
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee
Eric the half a bee

I love this hive, employee-ee
Bisected accidentally
One summer afternoon by me
I love him carnally

He loves him carnally
Semi-carnally

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