Topic: Just ask JustAGuy - part 3 | |
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Why do doctors leave the room when you undress when they are gonna look at your naked body when they come back in?
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Why don't Disney characters wear pants in public? Because pants were too difficult to draw on smaller characters like Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck when Disney first created them. |
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How come my dog likes to hang her head out the window of the car? A dog's sense of smell id 100's of times better than ours. Their head being out the window helps them collect information about what's around them. |
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Why do doctors leave the room when you undress when they are gonna look at your naked body when they come back in? It's just one more excuse to make you wait. |
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Hey JAG...I'm about spent for tonight...
Off to bed and will dream up some more JAG questions for tomorrow... 'night! |
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Hey JAG...I'm about spent for tonight... Off to bed and will dream up some more JAG questions for tomorrow... 'night! Sleep well. :-) |
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JustAGuy; am I an asshole?
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JustAGuy; am I an asshole? Yup. But you are a COOL asshole. :-) |
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JustAGuy; am I an asshole? Yup. But you are a COOL asshole. :-) Phew...at least I'm not a "nice guy". |
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JustAGuy; am I an asshole? Yup. But you are a COOL asshole. :-) Phew...at least I'm not a "nice guy". LOL NEVAH!!!! |
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why is a prescription related to weight when your organs do all the work?
does your liver get bigger if you weigh more? |
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why is a prescription related to weight when your organs do all the work? does your liver get bigger if you weigh more? Hmmm....I think it has more to do with the capacity of your bloodstream, combined with the amount of tissue ( body mass ) that the medicine in question needs to get through to work. Medicine works in much the same way alcohol does. It gets absorbed into the bloodstream and then gets dispersed throughout your body. A larger person can usually take more alcohol into their body before feeling the same effects that a smaller person would with a smaller amount. |
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ahh...the blood.
forgot about that. |
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Sometimes....just sometimes...I wonder why I know stuff like that. LOL
Of course, a nurse could probably give you a lot more accurate answer. |
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JustAGuy; how many different colors can blood be?
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JustAGuy; how many different colors can blood be? As far as I know....only two. Blue when the oxygen has been removed from it. Red when it contains oxygen. |
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JustAGuy; how come bleach burns when you bleach your hair?
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JustAGuy; how come bleach burns when you bleach your hair? Because bleach is very acidic. It's not meant for use on skin. |
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JustAGuy; have you figured out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop?
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JustAGuy; have you figured out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop? Not yet. And you asked for the formula...not how many licks...lol |
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