A friend named Eddie calls me and tells me my name was in the newspaper yesterday. A man that has the same name as me died in an automobile accident. I tell him no I'm still kickin. After I hang up with him I call up another good friend of mine and say "hey dude have you talked to Eddie and if so, for you all know that could had been me so why didn't you call" He says "we did think it was you so why would we call a dead guy" Then he tells me "as a matter of fact I'm sitting on your boat right now and I just seen Michael drive past in your car with your girlfriend and the only reason Eddie called you was to locate your cell phone so he could have it" I'm going to get new friends I tell ya!

Hey, I get dibs on the house!!!

It's only fitting

Now that's funny!

I'm sorry to hear of your passing

I want the car

Can I have your hard-hat?..............I always wanted one.......

Im supposed to be banned...

I just want a cup of coffee dude. Then it would be two people suppose to be dead. Fooled em huh?