Topic: Evolution.....In the beginning | |
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Your mind must be like standing in a building supply store. "Customer needs assistance in the light bulb department"
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In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its...mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this. Retard frog-sqirrel, and then *that* had a retard baby which was a... monkey-fish-frog... And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey... and that made you! So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations....discuss amongst yourselves Sssshhh. The Christians dont like it. Na, I dont think it was a matter of a little fish one day looking longingly at the shore thinking hmmm, I sure would like to have some legs. But give it a couple million years and your "retard" offspring is actually the process of Natural Selection and successful proliferation of an adaptable genetic profile. So far nothing has occurred in the fossil record that Darwin would not have anticipated. |
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