ENOUGH!!!
Enough whining and moaning about how you are not loved by anyone here.

Do you really think that by putting your name and face on an internet
dating website that your inbox is going to be overflowing by the end of
the day?

After all if you were that much of a magnetic personality, why the hell
are you looking here?

So, I have had enough of the whining and whinging, and *****ing about
it, I am gonnna run some self improvement classes.

Anyone is invited to attend. They are free and I will be my usual
tolerant self with anyone who feels sorry for themselves without reason.

Creative Suffering
Overcoming Peace of Mind
Guilt without Sex
The Primal Shrug
Ego Gratification through Masturbation
Holding your Child's Attention through Guilt and Fear
Dealing with Post Self-realization Depression
Whine and Whimper Your Way to Alienation.
These are Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays.

Now we have some people on here with no money,or are too skinflint to go
dating.
So, here, on Tuesdays and Thursdays, I am running

Money Can Make You Rich
Tawkin' Good: How to Improve Your Spitch and Get a More Betterer Payn'
Job (this is really good if you moan a lot about other peoples spelling)
I Made £100 in Real Estate
Career Opportunities in The Falkland Islands
Under-Achiever's Guide to Very Small Business Opportunities
Filler Phrases for Thesis Writers
Tax Shelters for the Indigent
Looters Guide to American Cities

Now, with singls parents in mind .. I know you need to get out more, and
you feel that no one appreciates you ... well I am here to tell you,
that you are right!
They dont care.
But especially for you,I have designed these courses, to be run on
Sunday evenings after the kids are in bed;

How to Convert Your Family Room into a Rabbit Run
How to Cultivate Viruses in your Refrigerator
Basic Kitchen Taxidermy
Sinus Drainage at Home
101 Other Uses for Your Vacuum Cleaner
How to Convert Your Wheelchair into a Dune Buggy.

There are a few medical personnel on the site, and I am sure they will
welcome the idea that you need more exercise. This has to be a primary
reason why you are so god-dammed miserable!
So, this set is for Monday evenings, Saturday afternoons so that you and
your fat, lazy-arsed self csnt watch the sport on the tv.

Creative Tooth Decay
Exorcism and Belly-Button Lint
The Joys of Hypochondria
Suicide and Your Health
Bio-feedback and How to Stop It
Skate Your Way to Regularity
Tap Dance Your Way to Social Ridicule
Optional Body Functions

So, some on people, is it really necessary to moan about your lot?

There are people out there that have got it really bad and all you want
to do is be self centred and a miserable ****.

Save it ... we dont want to hear it, and we really dont give a ****!
If you have a genuine problem, then we love you and we will try to help
you, if you havent, then get off the ****ing pot, so we can all have a
piss!

Brought to you by the socially acceptable face of tolerance!
Our motto?
Sympathy is between **** and syphillis in the dictionary!

Well, when you find a new place to play, you might as well make an
impression!!! ...

OMG!!!! They have those classes here too!!!!!!!!!

Oh god...***overcome by nausia*** I think I'm gonna be happy...

Native, yep ... as I have been promoted to senior education adviser at
Dean Alex's academy for young men, I thought I had better make the
classes available to all those underpriviledged men that would like a
better class of young lady.

Native, yep ... as I have been promoted to senior education adviser at
Dean Alex's academy for young men, I thought I had better make the
classes available to all those underpriviledged men that would like a
better class of young lady.

Classes, smasses.....live and learn or shut the f*ck up is my
motto.

lily... high five!

hilarious!

boo hoo's dont go over well here

Good one Belushi ... I think I may have to sign up for the "Skate your
way to Regularity" ... is that on Monday nites , or Saturdays ??.... I
have hockey on Monday ... LMAO ..

Oh and welcome to JSH dude ... :)

wow tto i thought u got here before me!

i never used this site though till january.. so we are the same..

Cool outfit Dunc!

Ah Hell! D you are an Evil ...


Okay You talked me into


"How to Convert Your Family Room into a Rabbit Run" ... Class

but may i suggest Saturday night instead of Sunday ... you know THAT
Rabbit run can go on FOR A whole hight *wink* hahaha

LOL@BELUSHI

On a more serious note, I must admit that it's by looking elsewhere
(from my immediate circle of friends to the rest of the world --
countries in war, etc.) that I remain focussed and gain a more realitsic
perspective on things, especially when I feel like slipping into
self-pity over trivial matters such as not having a mate.

^5 Belushi way to go!!!!

I do believe you made that impression you were talking about