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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 2
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Fri 11/14/08 11:51 PM
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Dont worry purple!!! I attract AZZZZZZZZZZZholes too!!!!

Thats why Im on a hiatus of sorts!!! Ive done alot of thinking/soul searching in the last 2 years!!drinker


How long do I wain until you're fugly, and I look like a good bet??
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ya I HAVE to start thinking about things.......I could get uglier!!! I better get a man before my face cracks and my boobs hit my knees and ewwwwwwwwwwsick surprised
I dont think my boobs would EVER hit my knees!!!!

Put your breasts on your knees now.
You're beautiful...like that...always will be.love

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Fri 11/14/08 11:52 PM
DEAR DIARY!!!!! SOMEONE GET THE OIL OF OLAY STAT!!!!! THIS IS A FUKCING EMERGENCY!!!surprised noway laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 11/14/08 11:53 PM


oh ouch.....I'm gettin uckin fuglier each day noway laugh
I think I'm developing a fear of "not-serious-iousis"


You got the equation backwards.
(read this when you are sober)
You ARE serious about being serious.
It's THE JERKS that are not serious about you.
(((Hug)))

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Fri 11/14/08 11:54 PM
hey a pit bull almost bit me today. when i was walkin to the liqour store.....ha he cant mess with me

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Fri 11/14/08 11:54 PM
Colavita Extra Virgin Olive Oil
Made to soothe the relationships of life.

I gots a BIG bottle of it.bigsmile bigsmile

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Fri 11/14/08 11:55 PM
I guess I should get serious too!!!noway

What kinda outfit does this seriousness entail??? Do I get to wear a floppy hat???bigsmile

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Fri 11/14/08 11:56 PM

hey a pit bull almost bit me today. when i was walkin to the liqour store.....ha he cant mess with me
I told that dog to bite your ass!!!pitchfork

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Fri 11/14/08 11:57 PM
I'm pretty coherant

what I WAS meaning was I think I am developing a fear of fellas that are not serious ...


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Fri 11/14/08 11:57 PM

Colavita Extra Virgin Olive Oil
Made to soothe the relationships of life.

I gots a BIG bottle of it.bigsmile bigsmile
I use nothing but oil of olay!!! It keeps them GUESSING!!!shocked surprised scared

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Fri 11/14/08 11:59 PM
ok im leavin.....i did beat my stupid record for 24 emails...........guess who?

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Fri 11/14/08 11:59 PM

Colavita Extra Virgin Olive Oil
Made to soothe the relationships of life.

I gots a BIG bottle of it.bigsmile bigsmile


and it is like oil of olay ?? do you put it on your skin? I think that would give me a rash ....oil of olay gives me a rash ohwell *Avenno works well......I think....I hope........oh nooooo dont get me thinkin about my age now laugh explode noway laugh

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Sat 11/15/08 12:01 AM

I'm pretty coherant

what I WAS meaning was I think I am developing a fear of fellas that are not serious ...


I tend to get the ones who are afraid of committment or are violent!!!noway

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Sat 11/15/08 12:01 AM


Colavita Extra Virgin Olive Oil
Made to soothe the relationships of life.

I gots a BIG bottle of it.bigsmile bigsmile


and it is like oil of olay ?? do you put it on your skin? I think that would give me a rash ....oil of olay gives me a rash ohwell *Avenno works well......I think....I hope........oh nooooo dont get me thinkin about my age now laugh explode noway laugh


It is simply pure olive oil. Verrrrrry good stuff, in comparison to generic olive oils.
Yes, it is used on the skin, and on salads (inside you...yummm), and for massages, and lots of things. That's why I like it.
happy :smile: :smile: :smile:

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Sat 11/15/08 12:01 AM

ok im leavin.....i did beat my stupid record for 24 emails...........guess who?
I have you blocked!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 11/15/08 12:02 AM
<------is afraid of men!!!scared

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Sat 11/15/08 12:05 AM

<------is afraid of men!!!scared


How about a Term Marriage---conditional, one year, necessary for contractual fulfillment before a second year of term is agreed?

You should draw up a series of contracts like that, just to see. It's an interesting view of what you really MUST have, etc.

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Sat 11/15/08 12:05 AM
oh I know extra virgin is the finest , a dermatologist actually recommended olive oil for a skin problem my daughter had when she was little , I was trying to make a funny ohwell laugh

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Sat 11/15/08 12:06 AM


ok im leavin.....i did beat my stupid record for 24 emails...........guess who?
I have you blocked!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh

no u dont, im goin there......if u do thats it!

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Sat 11/15/08 12:08 AM


<------is afraid of men!!!scared


How about a Term Marriage---conditional, one year, necessary for contractual fulfillment before a second year of term is agreed?

You should draw up a series of contracts like that, just to see. It's an interesting view of what you really MUST have, etc.
Interesting concept!!! Hmmmmmmmmbigsmile and if I dont like them.........Im OUTTA THERE!!!!noway laugh Hey have you guys seen that movie What happens in Vegas>>>??? Reminds me of that,,,,,,bigsmile

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Sat 11/15/08 12:08 AM



ok im leavin.....i did beat my stupid record for 24 emails...........guess who?
I have you blocked!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh

no u dont, im goin there......if u do thats it!
Oh yes I did!!! HA!!!bigsmile

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