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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 2
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 11/14/08 11:33 PM
leave her alone ! im not done rubbing her butt !!! )))))purple(((( No wayyyyyyyyy!!! She is gonna tell me EVERYTHING!!!! <------gets mixing the vodka and cranberry for purple!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 11/14/08 11:34 PM
got Cuervo Gold and OJ and cranberry juice...and don't have a clue how to mix this rot!! Are you trying to mix a sunrise??? I believe it is tequila, oj and grenadine. But your version sounds better!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 11/14/08 11:36 PM
Dear diary............we need sommmmmmmmmmmme really tacky........... NEIL DIAMOND MUSIC NOW!! <-----CRANKS UP SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET CAROLINEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Fri 11/14/08 11:36 PM
I suppose I m slightly crunked I was right ........bout bein single round dinner time yuck so predictable all ready , my daughter kept tellin me to dump him ....... he was offended by my note at POF and dumped me ...... dont know why I feel so crappy when its better to be done with the crappy jerk , my daughter an I would talk on the phone so she got ALLLL the details to much to type ALLL the details so you only got to here SOME of the stuff he did that was jerkish jerkish magerkish .........carry on .....

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Fri 11/14/08 11:37 PM
HA!!! tacky music PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

scotty1964 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 10197	Fri 11/14/08 11:39 PM
what is she doin here

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 11/14/08 11:40 PM
hMMMmmmm he dumped you????? Im thinking......deep down youre probably relieved!!! Im thinking deep down you thought he was an ASS!!! If you tell him your feelings and he dumps you because of that then he did you a favour!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 11/14/08 11:42 PM
Dont worry purple!!! I attract AZZZZZZZZZZZholes too!!!! Thats why Im on a hiatus of sorts!!! Ive done alot of thinking/soul searching in the last 2 years!!

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Fri 11/14/08 11:42 PM
got Cuervo Gold and OJ and cranberry juice...and don't have a clue how to mix this rot!! Are you trying to mix a sunrise??? I believe it is tequila, oj and grenadine. But your version sounds better! It's the "diet version" switching cranberry juice for grenadine.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 11/14/08 11:44 PM
got Cuervo Gold and OJ and cranberry juice...and don't have a clue how to mix this rot!! Are you trying to mix a sunrise??? I believe it is tequila, oj and grenadine. But your version sounds better! It's the "diet version" switching cranberry juice for grenadine. yes but cranberry juice is very high calorie!!! And all booze turns into sugar which turns into fat!!!! My prescription is to drink all you want and then do my job for 8 hours a week and you will be skinny!!

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Fri 11/14/08 11:44 PM
Dont worry purple!!! I attract AZZZZZZZZZZZholes too!!!! Thats why Im on a hiatus of sorts!!! Ive done alot of thinking/soul searching in the last 2 years!! How long do I wain until you're fugly, and I look like a good bet??

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Fri 11/14/08 11:45 PM
got Cuervo Gold and OJ and cranberry juice...and don't have a clue how to mix this rot!! Are you trying to mix a sunrise??? I believe it is tequila, oj and grenadine. But your version sounds better! It's the "diet version" switching cranberry juice for grenadine. yes but cranberry juice is very high calorie!!! And all booze turns into sugar which turns into fat!!!! My prescription is to drink all you want and then do my job for 8 hours a week and you will be skinny!! Honey, when I'm crocked, anything is sweet. I would even believe that I COULD DO your job!!!

scotty1964 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 10197	Fri 11/14/08 11:46 PM
hey wait, i love vodka and Neil Diamond......hey did i use capital letters.........im done........

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Fri 11/14/08 11:47 PM
ya ..... my daughter kept tellin me to dump him I didnt wanna cuz I didnt want to be all alone again I think I relised on halloween he was a jerk even thanks giving.....invite us over for dinner an make ME cook it I love to cook BUT that was a first for me and I have never herd of ANYONE inviting some one over for dinner and making THEM cook it ......thats just BIZARRE!! and when he would yell at his dog for just layin there chewin his bone (pretty quietly) it would jolt me ...la la la watchin a movie la la la and then he would YELLL at his dog OMG that would be me soon I am sure ...any how bla bla bla sad bla jerk blaaa carry on .....I still didnt eat today he made ME feel like **** for being honest and letting him know my feelings feels like a truck ran me over but I'm pullin my chin up (my my hair)

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 11/14/08 11:47 PM
Dont worry purple!!! I attract AZZZZZZZZZZZholes too!!!! Thats why Im on a hiatus of sorts!!! Ive done alot of thinking/soul searching in the last 2 years!! How long do I wain until you're fugly, and I look like a good bet?? ya I HAVE to start thinking about things.......I could get uglier!!! I better get a man before my face cracks and my boobs hit my knees and ewwwwwwwwww

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 11/14/08 11:48 PM
got Cuervo Gold and OJ and cranberry juice...and don't have a clue how to mix this rot!! Are you trying to mix a sunrise??? I believe it is tequila, oj and grenadine. But your version sounds better! It's the "diet version" switching cranberry juice for grenadine. yes but cranberry juice is very high calorie!!! And all booze turns into sugar which turns into fat!!!! My prescription is to drink all you want and then do my job for 8 hours a week and you will be skinny!! Honey, when I'm crocked, anything is sweet. I would even believe that I COULD DO your job!!! Kinda like when I think Im 10 feet tall when Im hooped???

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Fri 11/14/08 11:48 PM
Dont worry purple!!! I attract AZZZZZZZZZZZholes too!!!! Thats why Im on a hiatus of sorts!!! Ive done alot of thinking/soul searching in the last 2 years!! How long do I wain until you're fugly, and I look like a good bet?? ya I HAVE to start thinking about things.......I could get uglier!!! I better get a man before my face cracks and my boobs hit my knees and ewwwwwwwwww Put your breasts on your knees now. You're beautiful...like that...always will be.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 11/14/08 11:49 PM
hey wait, i love vodka and Neil Diamond......hey did i use capital letters.........im done........ everyone needs a little Neil!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Fri 11/14/08 11:49 PM
Dont worry purple!!! I attract AZZZZZZZZZZZholes too!!!! Thats why Im on a hiatus of sorts!!! Ive done alot of thinking/soul searching in the last 2 years!! How long do I wain until you're fugly, and I look like a good bet?? oh ouch.....I'm gettin uckin fuglier each day I think I'm developing a fear of "not-serious-iousis"

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 11/14/08 11:50 PM
ya ..... my daughter kept tellin me to dump him I didnt wanna cuz I didnt want to be all alone again I think I relised on halloween he was a jerk even thanks giving.....invite us over for dinner an make ME cook it I love to cook BUT that was a first for me and I have never herd of ANYONE inviting some one over for dinner and making THEM cook it ......thats just BIZARRE!! and when he would yell at his dog for just layin there chewin his bone (pretty quietly) it would jolt me ...la la la watchin a movie la la la and then he would YELLL at his dog OMG that would be me soon I am sure ...any how bla bla bla sad bla jerk blaaa carry on .....I still didnt eat today he made ME feel like **** for being honest and letting him know my feelings feels like a truck ran me over but I'm pullin my chin up (my my hair) HE YELLED AT HIS DOG??????? Ok give me his number.......Im gonna rip his face off!!!