I'm a Cali girl it's only 11 here

wow myka....ur bio is much better than mine

Thats cuz I sez it like it iz

wanna do mine....u can just make up some ish....just don't paint me as like...you know...a tool

Ill do it!

do it up

Ok, a few quick questions.

1. You are a cross dresser, correct?

2. You are saving money for the operation, correct?

3. You have an unyielding affection towards horses, yes?

4. You enjoy oatmeal but not always orally, correct?

5. The Jonas Brothers are your absolute fav, yes?

6. Large breasts frighten you to the point of defecation, correct?

7. Any woman viewing your profile should know that you only make out with guys to see if they are gay so you can then beat them up, yes?

Regardless of how you answer this is what your profile will consist of.

Whatever it takes to make a love connection, Chuck....

PS...pause no brokeback

Hey I've been here a day now...I still feel brand new

You are new!

And your profile does tell us one good thing!

You can rhyme. Good job!

why is everyone hating on my profile....lol

is it really that bad??

No it's just awfully plain.
And no one likes plain white bread!

wouldn't I be whole wheat???

It's an expression! You know like plain jane and the like. You have to grab the ladies attention!

but doesn't my turquoise towel and minimum chest hair in my pic do that??

welcome

No not really. No offense meant.

Also, I feel the need to point out that some ladies really dig the chest hair...

don't worry my back makes up for it