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He might figure he's gotten "that" out of the way and cut right to the chase!!!
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Hello....how are you?....Now that we have that outta the way, do you do anal? With you? Surely Goof. |
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Hello....how are you?....Now that we have that outta the way, do you do anal? I bet that line works on all the ladies!!!!
Yes....it works wonders.  
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I get emails like;
"Enlarge your penis" "Want to lose weight?" "Do you need money now?" "Is there unsightly mold growing in your underewear?" I'm always thinking Wow how did they know? |
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Hello!!
How are you? I would like to get to know you better. I won't email anything sexy till at least the 15th email. Do you have good hygeine practices? Do you love action films? Do "goofy" men who send silly emails like this frighten you? laugh laugh laugh laugh Sorry....I couldn't resist sending this after reading your post.wink -Goof Thats too funny Goof!!!!! Love ya for that.... 
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I get emails like; "Enlarge your penis" "Want to lose weight?" "Do you need money now?" "Is there unsightly mold growing in your underewear?" I'm always thinking Wow how did they know? 
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Edited by
Pink_lady
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Fri 11/07/08 07:14 AM
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Sure I want to spend my life with George Clooney and Brad Pitt but thats not going to happen. Pipe dream
Who says it aint gonna happen?! 
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I get emails like; "Enlarge your penis" "Want to lose weight?" "Do you need money now?" "Is there unsightly mold growing in your underewear?" I'm always thinking Wow how did they know?
I am sorry Pat.. sometimes I open my mouth and say things i shouldnt..... I wont do it again.. 
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Hello!! How are you? I would like to get to know you better. I won't email anything sexy till at least the 15th email. Do you have good hygeine practices? Do you love action films? Do "goofy" men who send silly emails like this frighten you? laugh laugh laugh laugh Sorry....I couldn't resist sending this after reading your post.wink -Goof Thats too funny Goof!!!!! Love ya for that....
Well....answer the questions dang it! 
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I'd settle for anyone with Brad Pitt-like shoulders. I would....
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I'd settle for anyone with Brad Pitt-like shoulders. I would.... Hell I will settle for someone with his initials.... 
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I am such a sucker for his shoulders... they are my favorite part of him.
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Hey there "dirtygirl"...remember me...ever find that pic you were looking for?
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Hey there "dirtygirl"...remember me...ever find that pic you were looking for? I so remember you and yes I finally found it... How have you been????? |
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Great...you gonna share?
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Hello....how are you?....Now that we have that outta the way, do you do anal? With you? Surely Goof. I have nice shoulders too. 
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"I'm hurting because I cannot have you, you live too far away !"
I guess he's never heard of planes. |
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"I'm hurting because I cannot have you, you live too far away !" I guess he's never heard of planes. Thats a classic!!!! |
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I am going back into my mail and I will give you more of the doozies I have gotten..Some are stupid, some are clever, some are just wrong
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This one was good...
WELL IF YOU THINK UR DIRTY ENOUGH FOR ME BRING IT NOBODY CAN HANDLE WHAT I GIVE Please.... |
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