Topic: Dear Dairy ....OMG another DAIRY | |
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Depends on whats he rubbing it with!
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My butt creates laughter on occasion. I can't help it. Must be the beans.
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YAH!! my dear diary was granted, Hello Gypsy, I booked a bearded lady!
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warm lotion , while she is chillin' to some music and drinking a big cold glass of choc. mooooooo !
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YAH!! my dear diary was granted, Hello Gypsy, I booked a bearded lady! |
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dear diary........I need some whiskey STAT!!! MY right jaw is hurting....toothache? ear pain??? stupid earsssssssssss mess up everything!!! Im on sooooooooo many ibuprophens and aerius because I ran out of the tylenol sinus crap and nothing is working and I think I need WHISKEY!!
Hmmmmmmm I may have some rum around here.. |
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what kind of whiskey ????
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If she's a midget, can we toss her? Please?
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what kind of whiskey ???? |
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If she's a midget, can we toss her? Please? |
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I like cheese.
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I like bananas without freckles!!!
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if we find a dirty little midget pirate hooker ...stay back she's all mine !
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Who doesn't? Seriously. Bananas with freckles are inherently evil. I'm sure there's a rule or something.
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welllllllllllllllllllll
here we go I was bored an new I had mail at POF so out of boredom an curiosity I went there........... and saw the guy that is supposed to be my BF there ........ soooooooooooo I sent him some mail there heres a copy paste I'm shaking I think I want to vomit now........ um...........hi , my profile is hidden here , thought you hid yours to? an I havent come here for quite awhile but a friend of mine sent me an e-mail from here an I was responding , took a look at my old favorites list an there you were , I know you said something about POF today but I didnt think you ment you were on here today ,the favorites list says you where here yesterday at 6:00pm or so , I dont wanna seem weird or paranoid BUT, I thought we had both agreed we where hiding our profiles here ... I dont know what to think , I know it makes me feel weird and ....well I think its likely that you arent to happy with me, here you are with your profile on here , I guess I should put mine back on to eh?? |
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if we find a dirty little midget pirate hooker ...stay back she's all mine ! <------an innocent angel |
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Who doesn't? Seriously. Bananas with freckles are inherently evil. I'm sure there's a rule or something. |
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ya, thats where i meet you too !
but i left there and came here ! |
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Deviations? Are those anything like pimples?
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welllllllllllllllllllll here we go I was bored an new I had mail at POF so out of boredom an curiosity I went there........... and saw the guy that is supposed to be my BF there ........ soooooooooooo I sent him some mail there heres a copy paste I'm shaking I think I want to vomit now........ um...........hi , my profile is hidden here , thought you hid yours to? an I havent come here for quite awhile but a friend of mine sent me an e-mail from here an I was responding , took a look at my old favorites list an there you were , I know you said something about POF today but I didnt think you ment you were on here today ,the favorites list says you where here yesterday at 6:00pm or so , I dont wanna seem weird or paranoid BUT, I thought we had both agreed we where hiding our profiles here ... I dont know what to think , I know it makes me feel weird and ....well I think its likely that you arent to happy with me, here you are with your profile on here , I guess I should put mine back on to eh?? |
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