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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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"Hi .. I wouldn't say that I am "looking" but wouldn't mind being found. "
You must be a lot of fun at Hide-n-Seek. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
on
Sun 11/23/08 10:21 AM
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"I don't want this to be all about ME. "
That's fine. Tell us about your hot sister. |
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"Well a little about my self, i am a singe mother of a beautiful little girl."
That sounds hot. Do you singe anybody else or do you keep it in the family? |
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"I would like to meet someone with whom I am totally interested in - no effort to communicate or laugh with."
You had trouble with prepositions in school, didn't you? A preposition is a terrible thing to end a sentence with. |
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"The task here is to describe myself and my perfect match."
The available materials include: six rolls of electrical tape, two semaphore flags, a blue helmet, an empty aquarium, nineteen feet of rope, and three gallons of semi-gloss paint (slate gray). You may begin. |
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"I see a lot of "protests" about cookie cutter descriptions so I will attempt to not be such a round peg in a round hole."
A lot of that has to do with caloric intake. |
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I am going to change my profile, I think.
It will read: I'm not laid back. I don't want laid back. If you are laid back, stop being lazy and apathetic about life! I won't hit you up 'cus you don't know what to write. Let's meet so I can just plain hit you upside the head so you can get a flipping clue!" Thoughts? |
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"We all know that sites like this have come about, I don't like it either, but it is the world that we live in."
Don't you hate it when people are forced to sign up on dating sites? What have we come to....? |
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I am going to change my profile, I think. It will read: I'm not laid back. I don't want laid back. If you are laid back, stop being lazy and apathetic about life! I won't hit you up 'cus you don't know what to write. Let's meet so I can just plain hit you upside the head so you can get a flipping clue!" Thoughts? Works for me.... I mean, with 600 billion "laid back" people in the world, how does anything ever get done? |
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"I really can't talk about myself."
Amnesia? Or Witness Protection Program? |
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Exactly.....
Maybe I can just insert one of my favorite quotes... Good things come to those who wait because they are left behind by those that DO. |
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"Ok, so I must get the most complaints EVER about my LAZY profile with nothing much in it!"
Whatever gets you noticed, right? |
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Exactly..... Maybe I can just insert one of my favorite quotes... Good things come to those who wait because they are left behind by those that DO. Sounds exactly like my ex-wife....! |
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"Have you ever woken up one day and wondered what the heck happened to the last 5 years?"
Yeah, after that last time I fell off the Chrysler Building.... |
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Ohh Lexy, I'm sorry!
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"I am not so good at talking about myself because I believe you should get to know someone in person but this is a dating web site so I guess I should say something."
There's nothing better than starting off your profile by debating yourself. |
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Ohh Lexy, I'm sorry!
It's OK, I'm actually past all that now....as long as she has no idea where I am, or even that I'm still alive....!! 
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"I AM AMAZING! YUP! hit me up im a fun person. i like long walks on da beach with romantic talk of the future. forever and ever. hahahahahahhahahhahahahahaha ?"
Oh look, here comes the lady with the medication. |
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"My friends dared me to try this site - couldn't let them win the dare, so here goes..... I am just me - simple as that!"
Yeah, I think "simple" sums it up nicely. |
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"Been divorced for a year after 18 year marriage. Still think boys are cute especially if they have muscles and are stable and organized."
Yeah, there's nothing worse than unstable and disorganized muscles. |
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