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I want to opt for long walks on highwires and romantic dinners in the Subway at Wal-Mart.... 
I once used "I like long walks on the moon...." in a profile. I once used (even here I think) "I like what every guy likes... romantic candlelight dinners, warm fires, and long walks on what used to be a beach 100 or so million years ago." I'm just saying there's more than one reason I don't get dates. Or emails. |
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I want to opt for long walks on highwires and romantic dinners in the Subway at Wal-Mart....
I once used "I like long walks on the moon...." in a profile. I once used (even here I think) "I like what every guy likes... romantic candlelight dinners, warm fires, and long walks on what used to be a beach 100 or so million years ago." I'm just saying there's more than one reason I don't get dates. Or emails. Don't feel bad; I get called "arrogent." You'd think they would at least have the courtesy to spell it correctly. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
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Mon 11/24/08 04:59 PM
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"Fist off My name is Sam"
Because 'F*ck off' isn't pejorative enough. |
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"I AM 63 GOING ON 30"
You're the first person I've met that's too old AND too young. |
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"I'm a jokester...and a hopeless romantic"
So when you say "I love you" you're only kidding? |
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"love to rides horese huntin -fishin- 4 wheeler age 30-44 guys :down: if u r married are got a gf and lie about it i will fine it out u must have a pic of if not hey dont look my way and no one night stan no games and lier"
My eyes hurt. |
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"HI GUYS I HAD TO REDO MY PROFILE BECAUSE I HAVE HASD SOME MEN TO E-MAIL ME SAYING THEY WANT A GOOD WOMAN.
Did you say you were a bad woman in your old profile? |
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"i dont even know where to begin...if you want to know something ....ask me. i think you can write whatever you want and make yourself sound perfect."
Say no to drugs. |
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"Hi I am new to this online dating thing so bare with me."
A bit forward, aren't you? |
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"I work long hours and need someone to help me want free time."
You need somebody to help you WANT something? You might be the laziest person ever! |
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"I thought I would try the internet to meet someone. It works for everything else."
Yeah, that on-line oil change place is great.... |
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"ilove everyone an everthing.iam a very nice lady.i hate drugs user."
Is it just me, or is there a contradiction in here somewhere? |
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"Hi.....How are ya'll doing.. this thing says i have to type alot about myself but i have no idea what to type in... so i guess you just have to email me and find out what's up...."
You know, I never got that memo -- |
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"i am me, that will never change."
We all have our crosses to bear. |
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"i would like to meet a nice guy that likes music and art...going to a movie once in a while or visit a museum ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////// /////////////////////////////////" ....and who doesn't mind dating a narcoleptic.... Dude. Yer KILLING me...LMFAO!!!!! |
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"i would like to meet a nice guy that likes music and art...going to a movie once in a while or visit a museum ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////// /////////////////////////////////" ....and who doesn't mind dating a narcoleptic.... Dude. Yer KILLING me...LMFAO!!!!! Thanks! Would you believe this is the most fun thing I get to do? 
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"i would like to meet a nice guy that likes music and art...going to a movie once in a while or visit a museum ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////// /////////////////////////////////" ....and who doesn't mind dating a narcoleptic.... Dude. Yer KILLING me...LMFAO!!!!! Thanks! Would you believe this is the most fun thing I get to do?
Fortunately, it's fun for us ( or at least me ) to be reading them. 
My brother and I used to float through the dating site profiles and do the same thing. It's nice to know that he and I aren't the only ones....lol |
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"i ty to undrestand everyone and whats diffrent about them if they keep bad attitudes and drama basically to bout it bout for there ownself."
I try to understand everyone too... not happening this time. |
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"Do you enjoy cooking? I really enjoy cooking
Are you patient? Very patient Are you romantic? Very romantic" Are you answering your own questions? Very answering. |
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"To see me is to like me to like me is to love me to love me it to let me then ..... I have no unrealistic expectations of a person."
Define 'unrealistic', because this might be a chain reaction of nuclear proportions. |
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