"Hmmm what can I say about myself....I hate these things!!"

I know, those mushrooms are just awful.

"I own my own house and two vechiles."


I'm not sure what those are, but they sound dangerous.

'im not looking for a relationship im just here to foam new friendships'


Nice, i will take a soapy tit wank please.

'im feed up as been used as a sex object'




Im not touching this one

"Hello! I just typed this entire section and lost it!!!

I think it's difficult to describe yourself online, especially since I don't know what you're intested in knowing about me."


Let's just stop here and write it off.

"Are you single, available, smart, fun to be with, attractive, faithful, family oriented, and ready for a relationship if the right person comes along? I can give you all that and more!"


If I call in the next ten minutes, do I get the faux pearl necklace?

"Have you ever been traveling down a country road and saw a turtle that was trying to cross the road?"

Why, does he have a profile here?

"about myself" was extraneous




Isn't that what Winnie the Pooh was always running from?




What are the qualifications required to achieve that title? And what do the competitions look like?




They want to be loved for their mind




No you get the new book "Cooking for the Hearing Impaired"




You mean this isn't it??


And Lex I've seen the "bomb fires" mentioned in quite a few profiles. More than a dozen I'm sure.

Or should I say "alot" of profiles?

I'm thinking of doing a whole book of these. Call it "Cavalcade of Illiteracy" or something....

Don't you have to kiss more than one man to be crowned champion?

well, what about this one?

I'm a stranger from the Emerald Green Isle and I'm still living there. I'm only here for my old friends.


Please note: don't try to IM me if you don't have the courtesy to send me mail first to introduce yourself. I will refuse

"i definetly believe and sware by the fact that with great company great things will happen no matter where you are at."

How about in hell? Still great things?

"im getting a pop up saying you get 3 times as many mesages if my description is longer so im writting this."

Could you make your description a bit longer? Because I'm still not getting any mesages.

This is the end of one I was just reading:

"extra credit if you are a lingerie model, as this cross dressing rodeo clown wants to share your wardrobe."

"To me that who will be necessary to understand and appreciate me. The most valuable this trust. It seems to me that in each person there is a highlight. In everyone there is something the . It is necessary to find it simply I like a rustle of leaves. I like to stand on coast of lake and to look in a distance. It is pleasant to me when the wind develops my hair."


Maybe tomorrow it will develop your English....

"i"am easy going kind gentle old fashion Christian girl who loves God , i sing in church and put God first in my everyday walk , i own my home ,i like fishing camping ,hunting ,own my own home .would like to share it and me ,with a old fashion christian man ,who loves the Lord,and who is looking for a serious marriage mind relationshp, looking for a down to earth christian man ,who is relocatable and likes to like in country , ,dont like liers, cheaters, game players ,you dont need to be perfact ,but you need to be honest."

A good title for this paragraph would be:

a.) The Summer Winds of South Dakota

b.) Why the Economy Remains Unstable

c.) The Future of Bauxite

d.) Commas: the Baffling Enigma

"I want honesty! I want someone who is interested in me for my brain! Not just because I have red hair and boobs!"

I really don't care what color your boobs are.

"i am 26 yrs old and i'm just lookin for someone to hang out with and maybe more. i am a pretty easy person to get along with.i am willing to try just about anythng. i like to go outdoors on walks."


Yeah, the indoor walks tend to be rather repetitive.

"I know you are out there I just haven't found you yet."

"....and I've got a really big knife...."

"No one on this site really cares what you're looking for... I've found its easier just to say Hell with it and not even bother."

Then why are you writing this profile?