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sitting in a tub of Cheese Whiz while masturbating vigorously and watching midget porn 
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sitting in a tub of Cheese Whiz while masturbating vigorously and watching midget porn
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fast
i dont care how i just dont want 2 suffer |
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I wanna be f**ked HALF to death TWO times!!
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I wanna be f**ked HALF to death TWO times!!
me toooooo |
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Blown up...always thought it would make an interesting obituary.
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How would you like to make your exit from this world? I would love to live to be 100 and die the day after resting peacefully in a meadow by a babbleing brook I wanna go out in a blaze-of-glory, creatin' all sorts of mayhem to a bunch of drug dealers, or terrorist types... kinda like what happened in the end shootout sequence in "Scarface". If you gotta go out, go out swingin'. That's what I always say. |
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@ 87 ....im going to be shot by my 25 year old girl friends jealous boyfriend..as I crawl out of her 2nd story window!!!! 
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@ 87 ....im going to be shot by my 25 year old girl friends jealous boyfriend..as I crawl out of her 2nd story window!!!!
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@ 87 ....im going to be shot by my 25 year old girl friends jealous boyfriend..as I crawl out of her 2nd story window!!!!
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@ 87 ....im going to be shot by my 25 year old girl friends jealous boyfriend..as I crawl out of her 2nd story window!!!!
Im still tryin to win overmy sweetie from KC |
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@ 87 ....im going to be shot by my 25 year old girl friends jealous boyfriend..as I crawl out of her 2nd story window!!!!
Im still tryin to win overmy sweetie from KC 
Love you baby! I'd rather be dating my phone than be out with anyone else. 
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"When I die, I wanna die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather - not screaming like the passengers in his car."
I'm sure where I heard that before, but it seems fitting here. |
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knowing my luck,i'll have a car wreck,crawl out of the car and then get ran over by an ambulance that a witness called
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How would you like to make your exit from this world? (...) Id rather not, actually.... |
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When I die, I want my friends and family to wonder how a 103 yr old lady could drive that fast and so drunk, for that many miles, while still managing to have sex on a Harley while being chased by the cops.
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I wanna be f**ked HALF to death TWO times!!
Volenteering when you are ready
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