An old married couple is in bed one night about to fall asleep when
suddenly the husband farts. His wife is disgusted and screams at him,
"Don't fart!!!"

Husband says, "Shut your mouth." A few minutes later he farts again, she
screams "Please stop farting!!!" Again he says, "Just shut your mouth."
She is really pissed off and finally she asks him, "How come when I ask
you to stop farting, you never listen, you just tell me to shut my
mouth???"

"Well" says the husband, "I didn't want to have to tell you, but your
breath is what really stinks."

tom............that is not as good as your other ones...reminds me of
shannon's breath.ugh!

well ah could you please explain that one about farting and bad breath?
Did he really thing it was her breath, and not his own farts that were
stinking? how could he get so confused?

oops..........got a dud on this one.....

ha!ha!ha! LMAO that iw sooooooo
funny good one luv to please.

GOOD ONE