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Topic: Idiots
longhairbiker's photo
Fri 10/31/08 02:44 PM
Yeah seriously, what are our choices? Me tards? Or home de-pothead. Because that's what they hire- potheads and young women who wouldn't know a hammer if it was sticking out her ass. We should start our own hardware- call it DREAD BOXSTORE HARDWARE.

Etrain's photo
Fri 10/31/08 02:45 PM
hmmmm...someone needs a valium perhaps???smokin smokin smokin

Etrain's photo
Fri 10/31/08 02:46 PM
If you knew the answer to the question...why did you ask it??? If its so obvious and allsmokin

Mr_Music's photo
Fri 10/31/08 02:47 PM

If you knew the answer to the question...why did you ask it??? If its so obvious and allsmokin


Yes, of course I knew that the trowels should be in the Paint department. Where else would they be?

longhairbiker's photo
Fri 10/31/08 02:51 PM
Mail all your menards flyers back to john menards in eau claire wisconsin. I have 2 addresses. I was receiving 4 menards flyers a week. I got his address and started mailing all his flyers and junk mail to his home address. After a few months I mysteriously quit receiving them. Ha ha ha ha!

Etrain's photo
Fri 10/31/08 02:51 PM


If you knew the answer to the question...why did you ask it??? If its so obvious and allsmokin


Yes, of course I knew that the trowels should be in the Paint department. Where else would they be?

lolol...trowels would be in building materialssmokin smokin smokin

Mr_Music's photo
Fri 10/31/08 02:52 PM



If you knew the answer to the question...why did you ask it??? If its so obvious and allsmokin


Yes, of course I knew that the trowels should be in the Paint department. Where else would they be?

lolol...trowels would be in building materialssmokin smokin smokin


One would think so. Oddly enough, they weren't.

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 10/31/08 02:52 PM
Thats just about the time that I mentally go to my "happy place" to keep from killing someone!!

I hate digging those holes!!!

longhairbiker's photo
Fri 10/31/08 02:54 PM

<----banned from wooddale menards after standing in cashier line for 1 hour and 7 minutes behind (count them 45 people) and grabbing the intercom microphone and singing the dumbass menards jingle that plays every 45 seconds over the loudspeaker system only with the words slightly changed for the circumstances....YOU'LL STAND IN LONG LINES- YOU'LL STAND IN LONG LINES- WHEN YOU SHOP MENARDS!!! Should have seen the sea of menards blue blazers come flying after that. Touch me I sue you f*cking bastards! Call the cops! The menards al queida got me! The frustrated shoppers gave me a standing ovation as I was escorted out.
...aisle bomb the menards employees with nasty farts.

no photo
Fri 10/31/08 03:00 PM
yeah i have a few mom/pop stores i shop at..lowes is a little better, but not much

Mafomagic's photo
Fri 10/31/08 03:02 PM
The last service rep that tried to help only proved his head was up his azz,I couldnt help but smile calmly and politely ask:

"Excuse me, but have I ever told you how good you are?'

"No", he blushed.


"Well, there's a reason for that"mad bigsmile pitchfork

longhairbiker's photo
Fri 10/31/08 03:04 PM
Duh, hey dude. Like can I help you with like you know something or something?

longhairbiker's photo
Fri 10/31/08 03:08 PM
And why the f*ck do they have turnstiles to get into a menards? Yeah I know- to register how many suckers, um I mean customers enter the store everyday.

longhairbiker's photo
Fri 10/31/08 03:10 PM

And why the f*ck do they have turnstiles to get into a menards? Yeah I know- to register how many suckers, um I mean customers enter the store everyday.
...I like to spin it a hundred times so they think 100 people entered and didn't buy anything.

GOALLTHEWAY's photo
Fri 10/31/08 04:26 PM
Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Fri 10/31/08 04:26 PM
Its a speed bump for shop lifters not a turn stile.

krupa's photo
Fri 10/31/08 05:04 PM
Try looking at this from my perspective bro.

This is the exact thing that fuels my superiority complex! Ya gotta learn to apprecieate the ignorant and/or clueless idiots...lest we forget the lazy or indifferent ones....

This is the exact reason I walk around feeling Like a genius walking around all the lil retarded people....makes me happy to know I am not nearly as screwed up as most humans that I am forced to deal with.

GOALLTHEWAY's photo
Fri 10/31/08 05:06 PM
You’re right!!! I am defiantly out of my fu$king mind …and I know it and I am damd proud of it.

So …what were we talking about again????

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