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I once spent an unhealthy amount of time trying to hook up with a girl who turned out to be a lesbian. AND SHE DIDNT TURN FOR YOU!!!! WHAT A F*CKIN IDIOT!!! YOUR F*CKIN HOT!!!!!!!!! |
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1) I've been shaving my head since 1991
2) I'm a (formerly) licensed massage therapist 3)I Used to be a competitive powerlifter 4)I can impersonate anything 5)I broke my neck 10 years ago and am lucky I'm not paralyzed |
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Related by marriage to Ricky Nelson from Ossie & Harriet Show.
My Presidential Commendation won't buy a cup of coffee. Can't remember how to play the piano. Guy with a hairy chest turns me on. Probably have a thousand books. |
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Edited by
Rapunzel
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Thu 10/30/08 04:52 PM
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2. I was a very, very bad boy in a far away time long ago and I served hard time.
I would love it if you served me a hard time...whoaaaaaaa baby!!! |
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one of my family members is a very famous heavy metal guitarist 
and was friends with dime bag daryl 
& knows yngvie malmsteen 
and recently they honored him
with his special guitar
with his name engraved on it but i am not telling who he is 
Wow! I'm so jealous!!! |
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2) I'm a (formerly) licensed massage therapist
I have something for you to massage..with you tongue!! lol. |
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1. I refuse to wear underwear
2. I can play 12 different instruments, banjo is my favorite 3. I actually have almost 2 Gigs of midget porn burned to a DVD 4. I used to professionally race mountain bikes 5. I drive a pimp ass station wagon 
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Edited by
Rapunzel
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Thu 10/30/08 04:51 PM
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Well it's mighty personal. And no, it's not babe or baby. But here's one for you.
I was at a bar once with a friend and there was a guy trying to get my attention. He yelled "pig tails" at me for about 15 minutes before I realized (yeah...not exactly a good tell of my abilities to interact with others...) Then I got pissed off. I couldn't figure out what would compell someone to yell at a person the way he did. Sure I had my hair in pig tails. My friend thought it was funny. But, why couldn't he just come and introduce himself? |
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Sure baby! I'll serve you a "hard time" anyday or night for that matter! Boing!!!
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Can't remember how to play the piano.
Cmere babe...I got chopsticks down!!! |
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I once spent an unhealthy amount of time trying to hook up with a girl who turned out to be a lesbian. AND SHE DIDNT TURN FOR YOU!!!! WHAT A F*CKIN IDIOT!!! YOUR F*CKIN HOT!!!!!!!!! Ahahaha, evidently i'm not lesbian-breakingly hot. |
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Edited by
kaadeshka
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Thu 10/30/08 04:48 PM
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I once spent an unhealthy amount of time trying to hook up with a girl who turned out to be a lesbian. AND SHE DIDNT TURN FOR YOU!!!! WHAT A F*CKIN IDIOT!!! YOUR F*CKIN HOT!!!!!!!!! Ahahaha, evidently i'm not lesbian-breakingly hot. Wouldn't that be because lesbian's think hot is usually a person with brests...and a vag? Fear not, you are very attractive for a person with a penis. |
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I once spent an unhealthy amount of time trying to hook up with a girl who turned out to be a lesbian. AND SHE DIDNT TURN FOR YOU!!!! WHAT A F*CKIN IDIOT!!! YOUR F*CKIN HOT!!!!!!!!! Ahahaha, evidently i'm not lesbian-breakingly hot. Wouldn't that be because lesbian's think hot is usually a person with brests...and a vag? Fear not, you are very attractive for a person with a penis. Thats the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me... *tear* :P |
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1. I refuse to wear underwear The "commando club" is gonna be huge... thats for sure!! |
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I once spent an unhealthy amount of time trying to hook up with a girl who turned out to be a lesbian. AND SHE DIDNT TURN FOR YOU!!!! WHAT A F*CKIN IDIOT!!! YOUR F*CKIN HOT!!!!!!!!! Ahahaha, evidently i'm not lesbian-breakingly hot. Wouldn't that be because lesbian's think hot is usually a person with brests...and a vag? Fear not, you are very attractive for a person with a penis. Thats the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me... *tear* :P That's mildly depressing. I can't possibly have said the nicest thing... |
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Well it's mighty personal. And no, it's not babe or baby. But here's one for you. I was at a bar once with a friend and there was a guy trying to get my attention. He yelled "pig tails" at me for about 15 minutes before I realized (yeah...not exactly a good tell of my abilities to interact with others...) Then I got pissed off. I couldn't figure out what would compell someone to yell at a person the way he did. Sure I had my hair in pig tails. My friend thought it was funny. But, why couldn't he just come and introduce himself? |
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I once spent an unhealthy amount of time trying to hook up with a girl who turned out to be a lesbian. AND SHE DIDNT TURN FOR YOU!!!! WHAT A F*CKIN IDIOT!!! YOUR F*CKIN HOT!!!!!!!!! Ahahaha, evidently i'm not lesbian-breakingly hot. Wouldn't that be because lesbian's think hot is usually a person with brests...and a vag? Fear not, you are very attractive for a person with a penis. Thats the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me... *tear* :P That's mildly depressing. I can't possibly have said the nicest thing... I wasn't being entirely truthful. |
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