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You husband places an ad to sell you on a used car website!
HA HA MOSCOW, October 29 (RIA Novosti) - A Romanian man has put his 25-year-old wife up for sale on a used car website, saying he was fed up with her, the Ananova news portal reported on Wednesday. Alex Cretu, 20, of Bucharest, placed the advert on a used car website hoping to fetch 4 million pounds ($6.4 million), but later lowered the price to 3,000 pounds ($4,800) for a "quick sale," the news portal said. His advert reads: "Wife for sale. Model 1983, good condition. Full option, nice suspensions, spacious boot, second owner." "Price is negotiable, comes with three-year-old and five-year-old accessories. Seriousness demanded." Alex said he got fed up with his wife who was grumbling all the time, and wanted to play a joke on her while she was working in Spain. He received several offers, but accepted none of them, as either the price was too low or the purchasers wanted to pay in installments, Ananova said. |
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And he now walks with a limp?
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Yikes.
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Well, at least it wasn't one of those, "As Is" types.
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Speciva tovarich! Ha ha ha ha!!
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Boy I bet he isn't getting any for a long time.
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I woder if anybody took her for a test drive.
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Boy I bet he isn't getting any for a long time. |
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Boy I bet he isn't getting any for a long time. I bet he already HASN'T for quite a while, thus the ad! |
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If he'd put her up for auction on ebay in the erotic and sex toys section, he may have got an offer he couldn't refuse.{b]
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