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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 119 | |
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has super soaker lock and loaded with mt. dew and is looking for purple ! 
<<-- hiding on top of the fridge with a bucket of *Jello 
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dodge's the jello ...
and run's down the hallway ! |
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No one is here. Yea...
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<<--- grabs the ketchup an mustard *long range squeeze bottles
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Ok. In that case, I'm grabbing a bag full of paint grenades.
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SHIELDS UP !!!
FIRE AT WIL!!!!! 
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Duck, Will! Poor Will...
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mmmmm I got a *twinkie n chocolate milk
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an you dont
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ya well I have a glass of wine and a box of smarties!!!
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So is it a good dream or a bad dream when your dog growls while he's asleep? I can't remember...
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So is it a good dream or a bad dream when your dog growls while he's asleep? I can't remember... 
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good dream
it means he almost caught the post man |
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dear diary.....I got the flu shot today and now my arm feels like I got punched!!!
Sooooooooooooooooo left knee swollen, right shoulder fukced and now left arm owwwwwwwwwwwww!!! 
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or........
bad dream the post man almost got him?? |
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dear diary.....I got the flu shot today and now my arm feels like I got punched!!! Sooooooooooooooooo left knee swollen, right shoulder fukced and now left arm owwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Hmm... In another couple of months I may have to give those. 
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dear diary.....I got the flu shot today and now my arm feels like I got punched!!! Sooooooooooooooooo left knee swollen, right shoulder fukced and now left arm owwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
oh ........ owiez......... I should get a flu shot too |
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This is going to hurt you a hell of a lot more than it's going to hurt me...
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