Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 119 | |
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ok Im confused with this one
<-------is there cheese ontop of his head???? |
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And on that note I'm off to the land of nigh. Goodnite gypsy. You're the greatest. Did I tell you that? |
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dear diary.......Ive noticed the man counter hasnt moved since the cat pictures......
CAT CONSPIRACY??? |
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<---waits till biker goes to bed and puts up boobs!!!!
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is he asleep yet???
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<---waits till biker goes to bed and puts up boobs!!!! Don't mind me As I pull up a chair and pours another glass of evil wine |
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<------what the hell is this on his head???? cheese??? bird feather???? In confuzzled!!!
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Im thinking it looks like a banana chip......but then again I would think its a dried fruit product!!!
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<------what the hell is this on his head???? cheese??? bird feather???? In confuzzled!!! Self baiting mouse trap cheese? |
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jimmy..........if I gave you $20 would you clean my house????
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ok $30...........but thats my last offer!!!
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<------still has to pay yard boy. He showed up on saturday......a few hours after I got back. I hear this noise......someone is raking my yard.......I arose to such a clatter!!! It wasnt santa but YARD BOY!!!
Now I owe him $$$$ |
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I think I killed Jimmy!!! But I still have his big blue binder!!!
<---------looks and sees jimmy went to a stag party once and.......... omg jimmy you didnt!!! |
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Jimmy was CAKE BOY!!!! and he did this little dance........to some sort of russian tune!!!
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and the man counter resumes!!! Biker!!! I know y0ur game!!!
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Ow Gypsy
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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa jimmy was doing this Ra Ra rasputin routine,,,,,,,, chicks were going wild@@!!!!
and the crowd went AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! |
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mY GAAAAAAAAAAAAWD Jimmy has had a wild life!!!
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mY GAAAAAAAAAAAAWD Jimmy has had a wild life!!! Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away |
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I have sleep apnea........now what????
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