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I am not seeing this I didn't read the whole 16 pages, just the first post. So if this is old news forgive me. This has happend enough times that have released numbers on how many woman under and above the age of 45 travel with at least one 'toy' in the carry on. Pretty common stuff. Unless its your baggage getting dumped out in front of everyone else. 
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I am not seeing this But how many women travel with an aresenel of toys..
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I have always looked like this, so why change just because I was traveling
I am not seeing this well my answer is this. if she had of dressed herself up as an old lady, not a punk rocker, and said these things were gifts for the grandkids, she would have gotten through.....that is a believable story. but to have play things, and look like a punk rocker, hoochie mama, no way.
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 Well, one time I was on a flight from Japan to Az, long flight as you can bet, well, I just had to use the bathroom, but they were all occupied. Now, as you might not know about me, when I have to pee, I HAVE to pee. I didnt know what to do, so I went back to my seat next to a 80 yr old man. Amish man mind you. Anyways, The stuardess (cant spell, I know) asks me if I want a blanket, and an idea hits. I say yes, and tip her $5. Well, I take the blanket and wait til my amish friend looks the other way. Well, thank GOD I was wearing a dress that day. I took the blanket, rolled it up into a tight circle, and sat on it. And I pee'd. I didnt realize how bad I had to go til it started coming out. It got to the point where you could hear it, psssssssssss, my amish friend turned to me, and I acted like nothing was happening, hoping to god he doesnt notice that I got a bit taller. Well, at first I thought maybe I could acctually get away with it until I realized that earlier that day I had eaten asparagus. And it smelled something fierce. But hey, no one was noticing. Whew I was in the cle...POOP! Yes. I $hit on the blanket, not just any $hit, loud ****! I was mortified. Amish friend jumped straight out of the seat when he realized that it was $hit and not just a fart. The stuardess came by and asked if I needed help. I was soo embarrased. What was I to do? All I could do was ask for people to turn away as I put the blanket and it's 'guests' in a plastic bag the amish man had given me earlier with pretzels in them. The amish man sat somewhere else, and I was forced to sit where I was, even though the blanket didnt quit do it's job if you know what I mean. When we landed in Japan, I was forced to pay for the blanket, and the plane company had called the 'officials' in America, so when I get home, they were expecting me, shrink and all. Of course my entire family and freinds heard about it, and worse, it was on the news, my friend youtube'd it. I will never live that down.... Glad someone appreciated it. |
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Merle.. love....I thought i would check back and see wth was up in this thread...
and i see youre still standing knee deep in the river of DENIAL!!! lmfao I am not seeing this... |
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OMG here we go again....
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I am not seeing this Merle.. love....I thought i would check back and see wth was up in this thread... and i see youre still standing knee deep in the river of DENIAL!!! lmfao I am not seeing this... |
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I am not seeing this OMG here we go again.... |
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Well, one time I was on a flight from Japan to Az, long flight as you can bet, well, I just had to use the bathroom, but they were all occupied. Now, as you might not know about me, when I have to pee, I HAVE to pee. I didnt know what to do, so I went back to my seat next to a 80 yr old man. Amish man mind you. Anyways, The stuardess (cant spell, I know) asks me if I want a blanket, and an idea hits. I say yes, and tip her $5. Well, I take the blanket and wait til my amish friend looks the other way. Well, thank GOD I was wearing a dress that day. I took the blanket, rolled it up into a tight circle, and sat on it. And I pee'd. I didnt realize how bad I had to go til it started coming out. It got to the point where you could hear it, psssssssssss, my amish friend turned to me, and I acted like nothing was happening, hoping to god he doesnt notice that I got a bit taller. Well, at first I thought maybe I could acctually get away with it until I realized that earlier that day I had eaten asparagus. And it smelled something fierce. But hey, no one was noticing. Whew I was in the cle...POOP! Yes. I $hit on the blanket, not just any $hit, loud ****! I was mortified. Amish friend jumped straight out of the seat when he realized that it was $hit and not just a fart. The stuardess came by and asked if I needed help. I was soo embarrased. What was I to do? All I could do was ask for people to turn away as I put the blanket and it's 'guests' in a plastic bag the amish man had given me earlier with pretzels in them. The amish man sat somewhere else, and I was forced to sit where I was, even though the blanket didnt quit do it's job if you know what I mean. When we landed in Japan, I was forced to pay for the blanket, and the plane company had called the 'officials' in America, so when I get home, they were expecting me, shrink and all. Of course my entire family and freinds heard about it, and worse, it was on the news, my friend youtube'd it. I will never live that down.... Glad someone appreciated it.
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Well, one time I was on a flight from Japan to Az, long flight as you can bet, well, I just had to use the bathroom, but they were all occupied. Now, as you might not know about me, when I have to pee, I HAVE to pee. I didnt know what to do, so I went back to my seat next to a 80 yr old man. Amish man mind you. Anyways, The stuardess (cant spell, I know) asks me if I want a blanket, and an idea hits. I say yes, and tip her $5. Well, I take the blanket and wait til my amish friend looks the other way. Well, thank GOD I was wearing a dress that day. I took the blanket, rolled it up into a tight circle, and sat on it. And I pee'd. I didnt realize how bad I had to go til it started coming out. It got to the point where you could hear it, psssssssssss, my amish friend turned to me, and I acted like nothing was happening, hoping to god he doesnt notice that I got a bit taller. Well, at first I thought maybe I could acctually get away with it until I realized that earlier that day I had eaten asparagus. And it smelled something fierce. But hey, no one was noticing. Whew I was in the cle...POOP! Yes. I $hit on the blanket, not just any $hit, loud ****! I was mortified. Amish friend jumped straight out of the seat when he realized that it was $hit and not just a fart. The stuardess came by and asked if I needed help. I was soo embarrased. What was I to do? All I could do was ask for people to turn away as I put the blanket and it's 'guests' in a plastic bag the amish man had given me earlier with pretzels in them. The amish man sat somewhere else, and I was forced to sit where I was, even though the blanket didnt quit do it's job if you know what I mean. When we landed in Japan, I was forced to pay for the blanket, and the plane company had called the 'officials' in America, so when I get home, they were expecting me, shrink and all. Of course my entire family and freinds heard about it, and worse, it was on the news, my friend youtube'd it. I will never live that down.... Glad someone appreciated it.
Glad you liked it, it was pretty tiring making up a story that epic. I wanted it to seem realistic, and not just drastic. What did you think at first, I mean before you realized it was a sham, lol. |
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Well, one time I was on a flight from Japan to Az, long flight as you can bet, well, I just had to use the bathroom, but they were all occupied. Now, as you might not know about me, when I have to pee, I HAVE to pee. I didnt know what to do, so I went back to my seat next to a 80 yr old man. Amish man mind you. Anyways, The stuardess (cant spell, I know) asks me if I want a blanket, and an idea hits. I say yes, and tip her $5. Well, I take the blanket and wait til my amish friend looks the other way. Well, thank GOD I was wearing a dress that day. I took the blanket, rolled it up into a tight circle, and sat on it. And I pee'd. I didnt realize how bad I had to go til it started coming out. It got to the point where you could hear it, psssssssssss, my amish friend turned to me, and I acted like nothing was happening, hoping to god he doesnt notice that I got a bit taller. Well, at first I thought maybe I could acctually get away with it until I realized that earlier that day I had eaten asparagus. And it smelled something fierce. But hey, no one was noticing. Whew I was in the cle...POOP! Yes. I $hit on the blanket, not just any $hit, loud ****! I was mortified. Amish friend jumped straight out of the seat when he realized that it was $hit and not just a fart. The stuardess came by and asked if I needed help. I was soo embarrased. What was I to do? All I could do was ask for people to turn away as I put the blanket and it's 'guests' in a plastic bag the amish man had given me earlier with pretzels in them. The amish man sat somewhere else, and I was forced to sit where I was, even though the blanket didnt quit do it's job if you know what I mean. When we landed in Japan, I was forced to pay for the blanket, and the plane company had called the 'officials' in America, so when I get home, they were expecting me, shrink and all. Of course my entire family and freinds heard about it, and worse, it was on the news, my friend youtube'd it. I will never live that down.... Glad someone appreciated it.
Glad you liked it, it was pretty tiring making up a story that epic. I wanted it to seem realistic, and not just drastic. What did you think at first, I mean before you realized it was a sham, lol.
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Well, one time I was on a flight from Japan to Az, long flight as you can bet, well, I just had to use the bathroom, but they were all occupied. Now, as you might not know about me, when I have to pee, I HAVE to pee. I didnt know what to do, so I went back to my seat next to a 80 yr old man. Amish man mind you. Anyways, The stuardess (cant spell, I know) asks me if I want a blanket, and an idea hits. I say yes, and tip her $5. Well, I take the blanket and wait til my amish friend looks the other way. Well, thank GOD I was wearing a dress that day. I took the blanket, rolled it up into a tight circle, and sat on it. And I pee'd. I didnt realize how bad I had to go til it started coming out. It got to the point where you could hear it, psssssssssss, my amish friend turned to me, and I acted like nothing was happening, hoping to god he doesnt notice that I got a bit taller. Well, at first I thought maybe I could acctually get away with it until I realized that earlier that day I had eaten asparagus. And it smelled something fierce. But hey, no one was noticing. Whew I was in the cle...POOP! Yes. I $hit on the blanket, not just any $hit, loud ****! I was mortified. Amish friend jumped straight out of the seat when he realized that it was $hit and not just a fart. The stuardess came by and asked if I needed help. I was soo embarrased. What was I to do? All I could do was ask for people to turn away as I put the blanket and it's 'guests' in a plastic bag the amish man had given me earlier with pretzels in them. The amish man sat somewhere else, and I was forced to sit where I was, even though the blanket didnt quit do it's job if you know what I mean. When we landed in Japan, I was forced to pay for the blanket, and the plane company had called the 'officials' in America, so when I get home, they were expecting me, shrink and all. Of course my entire family and freinds heard about it, and worse, it was on the news, my friend youtube'd it. I will never live that down.... Glad someone appreciated it.
Glad you liked it, it was pretty tiring making up a story that epic. I wanted it to seem realistic, and not just drastic. What did you think at first, I mean before you realized it was a sham, lol.
Yes, I didnt really do that, lol. Didnt you read the post afterwards? LOL. |
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Well, one time I was on a flight from Japan to Az, long flight as you can bet, well, I just had to use the bathroom, but they were all occupied. Now, as you might not know about me, when I have to pee, I HAVE to pee. I didnt know what to do, so I went back to my seat next to a 80 yr old man. Amish man mind you. Anyways, The stuardess (cant spell, I know) asks me if I want a blanket, and an idea hits. I say yes, and tip her $5. Well, I take the blanket and wait til my amish friend looks the other way. Well, thank GOD I was wearing a dress that day. I took the blanket, rolled it up into a tight circle, and sat on it. And I pee'd. I didnt realize how bad I had to go til it started coming out. It got to the point where you could hear it, psssssssssss, my amish friend turned to me, and I acted like nothing was happening, hoping to god he doesnt notice that I got a bit taller. Well, at first I thought maybe I could acctually get away with it until I realized that earlier that day I had eaten asparagus. And it smelled something fierce. But hey, no one was noticing. Whew I was in the cle...POOP! Yes. I $hit on the blanket, not just any $hit, loud ****! I was mortified. Amish friend jumped straight out of the seat when he realized that it was $hit and not just a fart. The stuardess came by and asked if I needed help. I was soo embarrased. What was I to do? All I could do was ask for people to turn away as I put the blanket and it's 'guests' in a plastic bag the amish man had given me earlier with pretzels in them. The amish man sat somewhere else, and I was forced to sit where I was, even though the blanket didnt quit do it's job if you know what I mean. When we landed in Japan, I was forced to pay for the blanket, and the plane company had called the 'officials' in America, so when I get home, they were expecting me, shrink and all. Of course my entire family and freinds heard about it, and worse, it was on the news, my friend youtube'd it. I will never live that down.... Glad someone appreciated it.
Glad you liked it, it was pretty tiring making up a story that epic. I wanted it to seem realistic, and not just drastic. What did you think at first, I mean before you realized it was a sham, lol.
Yes, I didnt really do that, lol. Didnt you read the post afterwards? LOL.
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Well, one time I was on a flight from Japan to Az, long flight as you can bet, well, I just had to use the bathroom, but they were all occupied. Now, as you might not know about me, when I have to pee, I HAVE to pee. I didnt know what to do, so I went back to my seat next to a 80 yr old man. Amish man mind you. Anyways, The stuardess (cant spell, I know) asks me if I want a blanket, and an idea hits. I say yes, and tip her $5. Well, I take the blanket and wait til my amish friend looks the other way. Well, thank GOD I was wearing a dress that day. I took the blanket, rolled it up into a tight circle, and sat on it. And I pee'd. I didnt realize how bad I had to go til it started coming out. It got to the point where you could hear it, psssssssssss, my amish friend turned to me, and I acted like nothing was happening, hoping to god he doesnt notice that I got a bit taller. Well, at first I thought maybe I could acctually get away with it until I realized that earlier that day I had eaten asparagus. And it smelled something fierce. But hey, no one was noticing. Whew I was in the cle...POOP! Yes. I $hit on the blanket, not just any $hit, loud ****! I was mortified. Amish friend jumped straight out of the seat when he realized that it was $hit and not just a fart. The stuardess came by and asked if I needed help. I was soo embarrased. What was I to do? All I could do was ask for people to turn away as I put the blanket and it's 'guests' in a plastic bag the amish man had given me earlier with pretzels in them. The amish man sat somewhere else, and I was forced to sit where I was, even though the blanket didnt quit do it's job if you know what I mean. When we landed in Japan, I was forced to pay for the blanket, and the plane company had called the 'officials' in America, so when I get home, they were expecting me, shrink and all. Of course my entire family and freinds heard about it, and worse, it was on the news, my friend youtube'd it. I will never live that down.... Glad someone appreciated it.
Glad you liked it, it was pretty tiring making up a story that epic. I wanted it to seem realistic, and not just drastic. What did you think at first, I mean before you realized it was a sham, lol.
Yes, I didnt really do that, lol. Didnt you read the post afterwards? LOL.
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But I have been thinking about that hooked on phonics thingy......hey? you seen my pacifier?
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But I have been thinking about that hooked on phonics thingy......hey? you seen my pacifier? |
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But I have been thinking about that hooked on phonics thingy......hey? you seen my pacifier? |
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 But I have been thinking about that hooked on phonics thingy......hey? you seen my pacifier? |
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Edited by
bad_girl
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Tue 10/21/08 06:57 PM
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Love you too Tazz
 But how many women travel with an aresenel of toys..
Actually, I can count more that do, then don't!!! They just don't admit it nor do they carry them on a plane.....let the guys down in baggage laugh thier azzez off.....or wonder which hottie is doing the "deed" with herself or the lucky guy who gets to join in! Bad_girl, ya know I luv ya!!!!! |
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Kristi, everytime I think of your response I start laughing and we know what happens when I do that, now don't we
 ATTENTION KRISTI, MARK, CHARLES AND ALL THE REST OF THE MODS ARE YOU WATCHING, IF SO, GET YOUR CHANGE OF UNDERWEAR (I KNOW YOU ARE PISSING YOURSELVES LAUGHING), A BIG CUP OF COFFEE (THIS ONE WILL KEEP YOU BUSY) AND PAPER SO YOU CAN TAKE NOTES ( .
 Hehehe Actually Charles did read it lol and said it was pretty good. But now he did ask if you were okay with this post as well. I told him Hell she is posting on it.
Hummmmmmmm did you say something about I should move this to the SEX THREADS  shshsh why did I not think of that  goooooooooood ideal Merle heheheheh
Ohhhh by the way if it makes ya feel any better this is one of the first threads I looked for this morning,
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