hey missy what was the news you mentioned earlier??

shhhh .. Im NOT gonna be her next victim!!!!!!!

wow the news is that good huh?

Shhhh its a secret... If I tell you Ill have to kill you.. wouldnt want it in Debbies lil black book of raunchiest secrets...

You KNOW shes secretly writing a book about all of us, well about THIS in particular.. altho she'll change the names to protect the identity of her victims!!!

dunno about that... she posted this without changing names

lmao...youre right shes merciless!!!

I was cleaning out e-mail and came across this e-mail from Merle (bad_girl) Which of course made me laugh all over again pee my pants and hold off major belly laughs....

I said to myself, "Self this worth sharing with the masses." So I am





Standing in the line at the airport, removing my shoes and waiting for my carry-on bag to go through the x-ray machine thingy, I hear “ADDITIONAL BAG CHECK”. As I put my head in my hands, I can feel my face getting hot, and I am thinking OMG, not me, please not me.

My bag stopped and the screeners looked at my bag through the screen. As the bag comes down the belt, a little foreign girl says, “Is this bag yours?” I said yes as she starts taking EVERYTHING out of the bag. Oh no, I am thinking to myself. As I stand there, the girl removes my “TOYS”, one-by-one and with everything she takes out, I can feel my face getting hotter and hotter (inside the bag were shall we say, toys for adult playtime, not kids).

I am standing there, fidgeting and I look up at this very handsome, distinguished gentleman standing there. He looks at me (now keep in mind, I have my nose pierced, short spiky hair, tattoos and my belly button pierced), looks down at the “TOYS” on the table, looks back at me again and then the “TOYS”. I looked up at him and I said with my hands in the air, “WHAT?” He looked back at me and said, “I want to go where you are going this weekend”. I could feel my face get red as a beet and could see him smirking out of the corner of my eye.

As I re-packed a bag that has already been packed once, I am thinking to myself, this stuff is staying at Tom’s house, I will not carry is cross country again.

So for all you worldly travelers, a word to the wise……………………………….......................


If you want to play, put the TOYS” in your checked baggage, not in you carry on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








Any hysterical airport stories or may a mile high club story please share!!!!!!!!

BAD GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heheheh its all kewl I just passed a note to Charles that he needs to read this one humm wonder how far your post count will go up lmao Hey this one is just way too good. Besides girl we are no different then you are well wait a minute at least I do know to put the toys in the main bag lmao good going Merle