Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his
ashes home.Picking up the urn he was in, she poured him out onto the patio
table.

Then tracing her fingers in the ashes,She started talking to him.'Herman,
you know that dishwasher you promised me?I bought it with the insurance
money!'She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the Ashes then said.

'Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with
the
insurance money!'Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracingHer
fingers in the ashes she said.
'Herman, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the
insurance money!'Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she
said. 'Herman, remember that blow job l promised you?' 'Get ready,
here it
comes....'

That's a realy good one!

that is classic....

OMG

He probble didn't think it would happen that way

I am sure that he got no pleasure out of it.