Topic: Cheesy/Funny Action Movies
Goofball73's photo
Wed 10/22/08 07:29 AM
I think that was it. He rode a motorcyle in the movie, and he had a team with him that could ride around without making a sound.

Oh, another cheesy film....IRON EAGLE.

NIGHTTRAIN99's photo
Wed 10/22/08 08:49 AM

I think that was it. He rode a motorcyle in the movie, and he had a team with him that could ride around without making a sound.

Oh, another cheesy film....IRON EAGLE.
HAHAHA.....1,2,3,....or 4??? laugh ....hey,I just looked up Megaforce on imdb and thats not the movie I'm talking about......although Megaforce looks real funny!!!...gonna have to watch that!...Barry Bostwick's characters name is get this....Commander Ace Hunter......it just don't get any better than that! laugh laugh

NIGHTTRAIN99's photo
Wed 10/22/08 08:54 AM

I rented this movie once when I was a kid.....and I only remember renting it cuz the guy on the front cover had a HUGE gun!!!!....it was like an M-16 on steroids!.....maybe an M-16 with a bunch of other guns attached to it....was that Megaforce?.....If not.....can anyone remember that?
Its like some Chuck Norris knock off lookin dude on the cover......maybe even Kieth Carradine come to think of it.....

Goofball73's photo
Wed 10/22/08 09:14 AM
Take your pick on which Iron Eagle is the cheesiest. Can't believe Louis Gosset Jr. did all four of those.

Oh man....here is the cheesiest of cheese, and I can't believe no one mentioned it yet.....

FLASH GORDON!

I freakin love this movie, even if it is cheesy. Queen's music score is awesome and Sam Jones had to be the worst actor for Gordon. But Max Von Sydow as Ming was badass.

NIGHTTRAIN99's photo
Wed 10/22/08 12:08 PM
I only saw Iron Eagle 1 and 2....I'll have to check out 3 n 4.....laugh ....never saw Flash Gordon either....hmmmm....my movie collection is about to get bigger.....
how about these ones....
No 1. With a Bullett-Billy Dee Williams Cheese
Future Force/FutureZone-David Carradine
Nighthawks-Sly,Rutger Hauer AND Billy Dee

NIGHTTRAIN99's photo
Wed 10/22/08 12:13 PM
Split Second-Rutger Hauer
Blind Swordsman-ditto....also Sho Kosugi
Surviving the Game-Rutger hauer and Ice-T!!!
Mans Best Friend-Lance Henrikson

buffry's photo
Wed 10/22/08 12:18 PM
I loved Shaun of the Dead!

Goofball73's photo
Wed 10/22/08 12:26 PM

I loved Shaun of the Dead!


Hot Fuzz was better, but Shaun was damn funny too.

NIGHTTRAIN99's photo
Wed 10/22/08 12:28 PM

I loved Shaun of the Dead!
Hot Fuzz was awesome too! pitchfork Timothy Dalton getting skewerd was frickin hilarious! pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork

Goofball73's photo
Wed 10/22/08 12:34 PM


I loved Shaun of the Dead!
Hot Fuzz was awesome too! pitchfork Timothy Dalton getting skewerd was frickin hilarious! pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork


Love it when Angel and Danny bust in the Pub and are jumping sideways shooting at the owners. The look on their faces as they shoot is pricelss.

NIGHTTRAIN99's photo
Wed 10/22/08 12:41 PM



I loved Shaun of the Dead!
Hot Fuzz was awesome too! pitchfork Timothy Dalton getting skewerd was frickin hilarious! pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork


Love it when Angel and Danny bust in the Pub and are jumping sideways shooting at the owners. The look on their faces as they shoot is pricelss.
haha...yeah...and the references to Point Break.....laugh

NIGHTTRAIN99's photo
Wed 10/22/08 04:12 PM
How about "Stone Cold" with Brian Bozworth rofl

krupa's photo
Wed 10/22/08 05:14 PM
Edited by krupa on Wed 10/22/08 05:18 PM
Let's see.....

"Be Cool"...with "The Rock" as a prancing fag body guard...singing "You ain't woman enough to take my man.

"Tank Girl".....I loved that flick!

"Kung Pow...Enter the Fist".....F%cking Hilarious!!!!!...especially the out takes.

"Run Ronnie, Run"....easily has a sh*t load of one liners.

"Super Troopers"...almost as many one liners as "Run Ronnie, Run"



But, if you are going for strictly cheese...gotta be the old Bond flicks.


Oh Damn!!!!!! Who ever just said "FLASH GORDON" just hit me upside the head with a 12 pound sledgehammer of memories....For some reason it makes me think of "Logan's Run" and that screwed up movie where "Soylent green is people!"

OH my GOD!!!! It just hit me...THE cheesiest movie ever had a 17 year old Sly Stallone .....and the winner is....."DEATHRACE 2000"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AUDI_JAY's photo
Wed 10/22/08 05:17 PM
Edited by AUDI_JAY on Wed 10/22/08 05:24 PM
the last dragon........"you don't even got a paintbrush"

My science project......"what the hell was that wha wha?"


classic

Goofball73's photo
Wed 10/22/08 08:33 PM

How about "Stone Cold" with Brian Bozworth rofl


Holy sh*t! I forgot all about that movie. I loved that one.

Red Scorpion with Dolph Lundgren was another. LOL. They tried so hard to make him into another Arnold. It just never took. He will always be Ivan Drago......"I must break you!"laugh


NIGHTTRAIN99's photo
Thu 10/23/08 11:09 AM


How about "Stone Cold" with Brian Bozworth rofl


Holy sh*t! I forgot all about that movie. I loved that one.

Red Scorpion with Dolph Lundgren was another. LOL. They tried so hard to make him into another Arnold. It just never took. He will always be Ivan Drago......"I must break you!"laugh


hahaha....yeah remember "Showdown in little Tokyo"?

NIGHTTRAIN99's photo
Thu 10/23/08 11:13 AM

Let's see.....

"Be Cool"...with "The Rock" as a prancing fag body guard...singing "You ain't woman enough to take my man.

"Tank Girl".....I loved that flick!

"Kung Pow...Enter the Fist".....F%cking Hilarious!!!!!...especially the out takes.

"Run Ronnie, Run"....easily has a sh*t load of one liners.

"Super Troopers"...almost as many one liners as "Run Ronnie, Run"



But, if you are going for strictly cheese...gotta be the old Bond flicks.


Oh Damn!!!!!! Who ever just said "FLASH GORDON" just hit me upside the head with a 12 pound sledgehammer of memories....For some reason it makes me think of "Logan's Run" and that screwed up movie where "Soylent green is people!"

OH my GOD!!!! It just hit me...THE cheesiest movie ever had a 17 year old Sly Stallone .....and the winner is....."DEATHRACE 2000"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deathrace 2000....maybe the all-time greatest....agreed! Carradine and an unknown Stallone?....awesome!....my fav part is at the start of the race when the crowd likes the other guys more than Sly and he jumps up and actually starts screaming his funny scream and shooting his tommygun at the crowd!!!

Mafomagic's photo
Thu 10/23/08 12:32 PM
Perfect weapon
Kung Pow
Tank Girl
Super Troopers
Big Trouble in Little China
Stone Cold
Man's Best Friend

Kentucky Fried Movie
Groove Tube


Does anyone remember the original " Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"?

no photo
Thu 10/23/08 02:56 PM

shoot 'em up


He killed someone with a carrot! How could this movie not make the top of the list? He bit a carrot and said "What's up doc" while pointing a gun at the bad guy's head. The movie is cheesier than velveeta.

In other words, good choice.

NIGHTTRAIN99's photo
Thu 10/23/08 03:48 PM


shoot 'em up


He killed someone with a carrot! How could this movie not make the top of the list? He bit a carrot and said "What's up doc" while pointing a gun at the bad guy's head. The movie is cheesier than velveeta.

In other words, good choice.
personally I thought it was trying to hard....it was ok but its got nothing on some of these other gems....even if he did kill someone with a carrot!....noway surprised shocked