Below is a collection of letters written to God by a group of children. I've read the letters and they are so cute and hilarious.

Dear God
We read that Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School they said you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Sincerely Donna

Dear God,
If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
Raphael

God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the bible.
Love Chris

Dear God, if we come back as something please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.
Denise

Dear God
If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.
Mickey

Dear God,
In bible times did they really talk that fancy?
Jennifer

Dear God, I think about you sometimes even when I'm not praying
Elliot

Dear God I'm an american what are you?
Robert

Dear god, thank you for the bABY BROTHER but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Joyce

Dear God, please ;ut another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Ginny

Dear God
I went to a wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that ok?
Neil

Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Ruth

Dear God
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones why don't you keep the ones you have now?
Jane

DEar God,
I bet it is very hard for you to love all of everybody in the world. There are only 4 people in my family and I could never do it.
Nan

Dear God
Maybe Cain and ABle would not kill each so much if they had their own rooms. It worked with my brother.
Larry

Dear God
Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Peter

Dear God,
If you let the dinasor not exstinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
Jonathan.

I got this in an email the other day and CRACKED UP!!! It's like that Art Linletter stuff in days of yore... Kids do say the darndest things!!

You're exactly right! I was thinking that this reminded me of something! I loved watching that show.

Very funny!! Hilarious!!