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Topic: my brain hurts!!!!!
AngieH79 Joined Sun 09/07/08 Posts: 2494	Fri 10/17/08 05:37 PM
Mine was boring, but my kitchen is nice and clean now.

whispertoascream Joined Fri 11/17/06 Posts: 22844	Fri 10/17/08 05:38 PM
I'm sorry, I should have not told you about that problem I had about dating that llama. well that wasnt the problem i had with that story.. when you told me about the 3some with the llama and the goat.. that was where it went all wierd for me That was supposed to be a SECRET!

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Fri 10/17/08 05:38 PM
Izzie, my right testicle is slightly itchy, what should i do? masturbate What?! Again?! twice!

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Fri 10/17/08 05:38 PM
Mine was boring, but my kitchen is nice and clean now. please come visit me!! ive been sick for a week n half. so my house looks like monkeys live here!!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 10/17/08 05:39 PM
Izzie, my right testicle is slightly itchy, what should i do? masturbate What?! Again?! twice! Are you sure that would be enough?

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Fri 10/17/08 05:40 PM
I'm sorry, I should have not told you about that problem I had about dating that llama. well that wasnt the problem i had with that story.. when you told me about the 3some with the llama and the goat.. that was where it went all wierd for me That was supposed to be a SECRET! it was.. i didnt tell ANYONE!!!! OH CRAP!!! sorry

whispertoascream Joined Fri 11/17/06 Posts: 22844	Fri 10/17/08 05:41 PM
I'm sorry, I should have not told you about that problem I had about dating that llama. well that wasnt the problem i had with that story.. when you told me about the 3some with the llama and the goat.. that was where it went all wierd for me That was supposed to be a SECRET! it was.. i didnt tell ANYONE!!!! OH CRAP!!! sorry Well it is out in the open now! I sleep with barn animals.

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Fri 10/17/08 05:42 PM
Izzie, my right testicle is slightly itchy, what should i do? masturbate What?! Again?! twice! Are you sure that would be enough? after that find a hooker and pay her to masterbate for you.. twice.. then you will be cured of that. but will have picked up 4 std's from her... then take 2 of these adn you will be cured.. its kinda an involved process.

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Fri 10/17/08 05:43 PM
in groups! I'm sorry, I should have not told you about that problem I had about dating that llama. well that wasnt the problem i had with that story.. when you told me about the 3some with the llama and the goat.. that was where it went all wierd for me That was supposed to be a SECRET! it was.. i didnt tell ANYONE!!!! OH CRAP!!! sorry Well it is out in the open now! I sleep with barn animals.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 10/17/08 05:43 PM
Izzie, my right testicle is slightly itchy, what should i do? masturbate What?! Again?! twice! Are you sure that would be enough? after that find a hooker and pay her to masterbate for you.. twice.. then you will be cured of that. but will have picked up 4 std's from her... then take 2 of these adn you will be cured.. its kinda an involved process. I have a girlfriend, i cant do that! Cant i just stick a porno on instead?

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Fri 10/17/08 05:47 PM
FINE!!! but if you dont want my advice then dont ask!!! sheeshe!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 10/17/08 05:50 PM
I have started masturbating, but for some weird reason my work colleague stood up, called me a 'disgusting bastard', and has left the room to go phone my boss. Im not sure what is up with him.

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Fri 10/17/08 06:14 PM
I have started masturbating, but for some weird reason my work colleague stood up, called me a 'disgusting bastard', and has left the room to go phone my boss. Im not sure what is up with him. jsut jelous cuz his left testicle is hurting him.. and he hasnt recieved my advice yet.. please continue.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 10/17/08 06:50 PM
I have started masturbating, but for some weird reason my work colleague stood up, called me a 'disgusting bastard', and has left the room to go phone my boss. Im not sure what is up with him. jsut jelous cuz his left testicle is hurting him.. and he hasnt recieved my advice yet.. please continue. Im getting good at typing one handed here!

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Fri 10/17/08 06:51 PM


RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Fri 10/17/08 06:53 PM
someone must watched that one monty python