A farmer has about 200 hens but no rooster. He wants chicks so he goes
to the farmer down teh road to see if he has an extra.
"Yeah Ive got this great rooster named Randy. Hell service every hen
you got no problem."
Well Randy is a lot of money but the farmer thinks it would be worth
it so he takes him home. He gets there and he tells Randy "Now you have
a lot of work to do so I want you to pace yourself and have a good
time." Randy takes off like a shot and services every hen he has 3 or 4
times each. Hes down at the pond nails the geese, hes in with the cows,
and the farmer is worried he wont last the day. Sure enough he wakes up
in teh morning and Randy is flat on the ground in the yard.
Buzzards are circling overhead. The farmer runs over and Says "Oh
Randy I told you to pace yourself, why wouldnt you slow down? Just look
at yourself."
Randy opens one eye looks at the farmer and says "SHH there getting
closer."

now,here is a good question for you: do you have a sick mind or a book
of these jokes?

Hey Joe I have been colecting these for years. I just have a good
memory.