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Topic: I am really boring
Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 10/08/08 04:37 PM
Shshsh you could at least get on your knees and say pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Are you asking me to get on my hands and knees and wag my tongue whilst saying Per-la-la-la-la-la-ease?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 10/08/08 04:39 PM
What threads? The ones that go... (((MORNING EVERYONE))) ((him)) ((her)) ((him back)) ((etc)) ((etc)) What ya having for dinner? Im having this, what are you having? Oooh i had that two months ago, how amazing! You mean those 1000 other threads Judy? lol! hey they're not ALL like that Dan .. and heck what in the world do you call this one? ok, not ALL of them, just A LOT of them!

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Wed 10/08/08 04:39 PM
What threads? The ones that go... (((MORNING EVERYONE))) ((him)) ((her)) ((him back)) ((etc)) ((etc)) What ya having for dinner? Im having this, what are you having? Oooh i had that two months ago, how amazing! You mean those 1000 other threads Judy? lol! I like the ones where it's: Hi. I have to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back. Don't anybody go away. Oh, wait, I can't leave yet, there's an On-Cor Frozen Dinner commercial on the TV. I don't know that man's name, but he was on that one show with Michael J. Fox, he's funny even though he looks like his head was sculpted from a block of granite. OK, commercial's over, I'm going to the bathroom. Don't anybody leave. OK, I'm back. Did I miss anything? A dog barked. Is the mailman outside? I like my mailman, he's very polite and never makes any snide comments about the bills with "Seventh Notice, Pay Up Already" in big red letters on the envelope. Not like that last mailman, Mr. Bratcher I think was his name, he had that big lump on his neck, cancer I bet it was, some sort of malignant tumor, and it ruined his whole attitude. I won't say I was happy when he died but I didn't mind not getting those dirty looks. Oooops, have to go to the bathroom again. Oh, wait, there's that nice Billy Mays selling his Oxi-Clean.. Why is he always screaming, good-looking fellow like that could just talk softly and the women wood swoon. He could be gay though, you never know nowadays. Some of the ones you would least expect.... There's a bird in my yard....

LouLou2 Joined Sun 04/13/08 Posts: 1685	Wed 10/08/08 04:40 PM
Dan!!! Fingers out of the nose 1st! Just kidding

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 10/08/08 04:41 PM
Lets do cybersex Dan Not again Monkey Boy! That'll be 5 times today and i am spent already!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 10/08/08 04:43 PM
What threads? The ones that go... (((MORNING EVERYONE))) ((him)) ((her)) ((him back)) ((etc)) ((etc)) What ya having for dinner? Im having this, what are you having? Oooh i had that two months ago, how amazing! You mean those 1000 other threads Judy? lol! I like the ones where it's: Hi. I have to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back. Don't anybody go away. Oh, wait, I can't leave yet, there's an On-Cor Frozen Dinner commercial on the TV. I don't know that man's name, but he was on that one show with Michael J. Fox, he's funny even though he looks like his head was sculpted from a block of granite. OK, commercial's over, I'm going to the bathroom. Don't anybody leave. OK, I'm back. Did I miss anything? A dog barked. Is the mailman outside? I like my mailman, he's very polite and never makes any snide comments about the bills with "Seventh Notice, Pay Up Already" in big red letters on the envelope. Not like that last mailman, Mr. Bratcher I think was his name, he had that big lump on his neck, cancer I bet it was, some sort of malignant tumor, and it ruined his whole attitude. I won't say I was happy when he died but I didn't mind not getting those dirty looks. Oooops, have to go to the bathroom again. Oh, wait, there's that nice Billy Mays selling his Oxi-Clean.. Why is he always screaming, good-looking fellow like that could just talk softly and the women wood swoon. He could be gay though, you never know nowadays. Some of the ones you would least expect.... There's a bird in my yard.... And of course the 10 threads per day asking 'how is everyone?' I am the fkn same as yesterday!

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Wed 10/08/08 04:46 PM
And of course the 10 threads per day asking 'how is everyone?' I am the fkn same as yesterday! I always think, "How am I supposed to know how everyone is? There are 421 million people on this site, and I have barely talked to half of them today...."

Fade2Black Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 50752	Wed 10/08/08 04:50 PM
Attention whore

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 10/08/08 05:02 PM
WHO ME?! Im not after attention..,i dont put a pic like this up and expect attention! You must be talking to Lex! He is a whore in every sense of the word.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Wed 10/08/08 05:06 PM
WHO ME?! Im not after attention..,i dont put a pic like this up and expect attention! You must be talking to Lex! He is a whore in every sense of the word. It's true. And some senses that haven't even been thought up yet.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 10/08/08 05:08 PM
like a cross-dressing, ant-molesting, pavement-shagging whore?

enderra Joined Tue 04/15/08 Posts: 1719	Wed 10/08/08 05:08 PM
I suffer from the bored disease too and I am horrified to have passed it on to my son who comes to me claiming "I'm Bored", I say "I was bored first"

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Wed 10/08/08 05:09 PM
like a cross-dressing, ant-molesting, pavement-shagging whore? That's on a good day.... At least the ants have learned to stay away...

Fade2Black Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 50752	Wed 10/08/08 05:11 PM
WHO ME?! Im not after attention..,i dont put a pic like this up and expect attention! You must be talking to Lex! He is a whore in every sense of the word. It's true. And some senses that haven't even been thought up yet. And now you are name calling poor Lex. It amazes me the lengths a bored man will take to entertain himself. Here's the remote. Go make yourself happy

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 10/08/08 05:11 PM
I suffer from the bored disease too and I am horrified to have passed it on to my son who comes to me claiming "I'm Bored", I say "I was bored first" My mum always said to me 'why dont you go read a book?' I was 10 years old for christs sake! I didnt wanna go read no stupid book!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 10/08/08 05:13 PM
like a cross-dressing, ant-molesting, pavement-shagging whore? That's on a good day.... At least the ants have learned to stay away... The ants where i live like being molested. I know that because i have an infestation. My tenants want me to sort it out, but it saves me from going to the end of the garden all the time looking for them.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 10/08/08 05:15 PM
WHO ME?! Im not after attention..,i dont put a pic like this up and expect attention! You must be talking to Lex! He is a whore in every sense of the word. It's true. And some senses that haven't even been thought up yet. And now you are name calling poor Lex. It amazes me the lengths a bored man will take to entertain himself. Here's the remote. Go make yourself happy Poor Lex? At least im not condescending towards him! lol!

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Wed 10/08/08 05:24 PM
Poor Lex? At least im not condescending towards him! lol! Dan, you are a breath of fresh air around here. Seriously. Pick on me any time you want. It's nice to have someone around to wordplay with.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 10/08/08 05:31 PM
(((((Lex))))) lol! Thanks a lot, its good to know and its reciprocated. Many people here would consider me a breath of halitosis, but i dont mind.

enderra Joined Tue 04/15/08 Posts: 1719	Wed 10/08/08 05:36 PM
Dan what time is it there, You should be asleep, that is why your bored.