Topic: when you joined this site
Jess642's photo
Sat 10/04/08 02:21 PM
Edited by Jess642 on Sat 10/04/08 02:22 PM

I expect you to be there too jess!!!! Please bring your cabana boys and a cheese plate!!! I will supply the bubbly dahlink~~!bigsmile drinker


My driver will meet my pilot and organise the boys..... I'm thinking laplaps this time......... purple ones...

I sooooo love this site... it really gives one EVERYTHING one expects!!drinks

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Sat 10/04/08 02:21 PM
Im hot!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh






whisper sweet nothings into my ear baby.......ohhhhhhh yaaaaaaa!!devil

MirrorMirror's photo
Sat 10/04/08 02:22 PM

what was your expectations?

mine was to find my non power woman:wink:
:smile: I wasnt expecting anything.:smile: I never done this before.:smile:

Jess642's photo
Sat 10/04/08 02:22 PM

Im hot!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh






whisper sweet nothings into my ear baby.......ohhhhhhh yaaaaaaa!!devil



Bwah hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! She's so hot!!!!


But you gotta yell in her ear...devil

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Sat 10/04/08 02:23 PM


I expect you to be there too jess!!!! Please bring your cabana boys and a cheese plate!!! I will supply the bubbly dahlink~~!bigsmile drinker


My driver will meet my pilot and organise the boys..... I'm thinking laplaps this time......... purple ones...

I sooooo love this site... it really gives one EVERYTHING one expects!!drinks
even BABIES!!!surprised shocked

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Sat 10/04/08 02:23 PM


Im hot!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh






whisper sweet nothings into my ear baby.......ohhhhhhh yaaaaaaa!!devil



Bwah hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! She's so hot!!!!


But you gotta yell in her ear...devil
YES Im so deaf........does anyone know sign language????laugh

Jess642's photo
Sat 10/04/08 02:24 PM
noway Pardon???? Excuse me??? Yell in my ear... I thought you said b..b...b...b....the B word....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!noway noway noway noway

Dan99's photo
Sat 10/04/08 02:24 PM


I was looking for a new bunch of easily offendable people to force my strange and sick humour upon...

..i got lucky!
I love the english!!! They are ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS!!!bigsmile drinker


By golly, that was a rather spiffing thing for you to say!

toodle pip!


Jess642's photo
Sat 10/04/08 02:25 PM



I was looking for a new bunch of easily offendable people to force my strange and sick humour upon...

..i got lucky!
I love the english!!! They are ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS!!!bigsmile drinker


By golly, that was a rather spiffing thing for you to say!

toodle pip!









laugh laugh laugh sick laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 10/04/08 02:26 PM



I was looking for a new bunch of easily offendable people to force my strange and sick humour upon...

..i got lucky!
I love the english!!! They are ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS!!!bigsmile drinker


By golly, that was a rather spiffing thing for you to say!

toodle pip!


Thank gawd your not a rotter!!!:wink:

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Sat 10/04/08 02:26 PM
Any scousers about???

I expect some blood pudding and some mushy peas!!sick laugh

Jess642's photo
Sat 10/04/08 02:28 PM
Edited by Jess642 on Sat 10/04/08 02:28 PM

Any scousers about???

I expect some blood pudding and some mushy peas!!sick laugh



Gawd oh bloody mighty!!!!

Puhlease..... I can't do blood pudding and cabana boys in the one thread...



I wasn't expecting that.............. this site DOES give you more than you bargain for!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sat 10/04/08 02:30 PM
I expect to make at least one person a day to vomit..........this in turn will make me happy!!!pitchfork

Dan99's photo
Sat 10/04/08 02:30 PM

Any scousers about???

I expect some blood pudding and some mushy peas!!sick laugh


Nope its 10:30pm on a saturday night, all the scousers are out stealing stuff.

Deep fried mars bar anyone?

Jess642's photo
Sat 10/04/08 02:33 PM
Edited by Jess642 on Sat 10/04/08 02:39 PM
Across the Mersey lies the kingdom of deep fried mars bars....

hang on!!!!!

DO I look like bloody Elvis?????grumble grumble explode laugh

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Sat 10/04/08 02:37 PM
Bohemian rhapsody is playing right now........how IRONIC!!!!!!


i DIDNT EXPECT THAT!!!surprised




But I did expect a fur coat!!! But not a real fake fur coat........thats cruel!!noway

Jess642's photo
Sat 10/04/08 02:40 PM
I expected to be totally inundated by 12 year olds wanting to do bad things.....

Oh Wait!!


I got that!!!

laugh

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Sat 10/04/08 02:41 PM
I expected to go to work now...........HOW EFFING IRONIC!!!surprised

Jess642's photo
Sat 10/04/08 02:42 PM
Edited by Jess642 on Sat 10/04/08 02:43 PM

I expected to go to work now...........HOW EFFING IRONIC!!!surprised


it's sunday morrrrrrning here..... how ironic!!!!!!

rotten dyslexia spelling typing crap.... stoooopid edit button...

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Sat 10/04/08 04:54 PM
When i fisrt joined this site. I was pissed meeting fake people so when i got on here. I picked one women to mess with to see if she was going to be some what real with me. I asked some question, she got pissed and i was happylaugh been here for 2 yours nowbigsmile