You can have my stalker.:)

Being stalked is over-rated. I've had two real life stalkers and It's actually really scary.

I've got 6, but I never actually advertised for them. I think that kind of ruins the stalky aspect of the whole thing. It's fun to see them sitting in the station wagon out front with their Pepsi and Pringles though.

Yeah, I saw you and Eileen and Wantta out there the other night! That big pole with the camera on the top isn't there just for show, you know. There's also an attached birdhouse.

Lexy.... I only look through the windows.... and okay I've played "I've never with Lexy" with the girls, but we talk all night, as there is nothing we've ever done....

Waiting for someone to have the nerve to come to the door with a whole case of Lemon Pepsi....!

Hey, I'm not asking for gold here!

Do you have any extra gold....?

I just wanna say that Estalking is just as dangerous. It can START online, then be taken to RL.

I was stalked online for a few yrs, it got really bad, putting him on 'ignore' was a waste of time, he just made tons of profiles, and tried everything to get to me. He even tried to sabotage my ebay dealings.

He made a profile on my last site, with my sons name, he also posted all my private info in forums (my address and phone no.)

He also recorded my cam and played it back to a male friend of mine......WHILE i was already talkin to him! My friends comp went bust after that. Every time i met someone new, particularly a romantic interest, he tried his damdest to sabotage it, and would mail me saying he would be there to pick up the pieces.

I went on holiday with my children 2yrs ago, i had spoke of the location in private on msn before i left. A week or so after i got back, he was mailing, relaying things i done on holiday, that nobody couldve knew. I hadnt even shared with anyone in private or any other time, so he didnt learn it from me.

Estalking is NOT a joke, its a starting place for more serious stalking.

If I did I would so share it with you, Lexy. We could pop it in the mail, just like on the infomercial, and money would come back. Hey, it says it's safe!

You seen this?

No, but I'm one of those people who will reflexively start changing channels the minute a commercial comes on. Unless it's one that I like, such as the old Activia commercial where the parrot said "Bloated." I always loved that; it was such an unparroty thing to say....

Take your extra gold and mail it in for cash, it's easy and safe! Just send in the gold in your provided envelope and within days cash is mailed right to your home!

I have had a TRUE stalker.

He took a box cutter and ran it up and down my face, threatening to cut me.
He said if he couldn't have me, no one else could. He wanted to cut my face into a thousand pieces so no one would ever look at me again. He followed me to school in the morning. He beat guys up that would look at me. I filed police reports but eventually I had to move from NYC to California. He started getting more violent and wanted to kill me

...really not fun at all but I am not offended by the thread.
I get you're only joking

Stalking is a serious issue. In in no way mean to imply it's not.

Yeah, there's a huge difference between the harmless flirt-stalking we do here and REAL stalking.

I've had a couple of REAL stalkers -- one was pretty innocuous, but the other was seriously messed up -- and that got scary after awhile. What I learned was it ISN'T fun, and it ISN'T flattering -- those people need some help.

My "stalkers" on this site, however, are wonderful people who have truly enhanced my life -- and that's the only kind of "stalking" I can support....

Do whacka do whacka do.- yours in sexual bliss, longhairbiker.

u can deff have my stalker! lol shes crazy

Is the thread stalker/ mood wrecker/ signs her posts gone yet?

She is quite "unique"
(for lack of a better word )

I have a stalker named tracy from another site. Every month or so she gets REALLY REALLY drunk and drunken IM's me from various accounts. It's pretty funny. Thing is, if she wasn't psycho i'd probly of ended up with her.

I have standards damnit! Psycho chicks...well really super insane psycho chicks where its not cute or tolerable...not so much. But there fun, because atleast you know your loved!