So my boyfriend and I were texting yesterday -- vocabulary challenges to each-other. We'd ask the other one what the meaning of different words were. I beat his cute little arse. He told me "Remember not to ever play Scrabble with you." I adore that he does that with me. And he started it! HE told me "When I found out you were a creative writing teacher, it was all over." What a man!

... heh... moving on...

My favorite word at the moment is viscious. It just rolls off the tongue.

My dad was a drunk, but my mom is brilliant. LOL

It's funny you used that word -- I had an exchange with someone on another site a few days ago, where they completely misinterpreted something I had written as a joke -- I responded with "If you have a dictionary, look up the word facetious. If you don't have one, go buy a dictionary and look up the word dictionary."

Ohhhh next to antedeluvian (now spelled right!) facetious is my mother's favorite word.

I like that people online say they don't know what things mean. Heard of Google???? They can Google 'chickinhead' but not facetious...?

But Lexy you are so facetious all the time, I hope you know how funny you are.

I sometimes forget that people might not catch that -- they might take the venomous screed and think it's for real -- people e-mail me and say things like "so-and-so likes you but she's intimidated by the things you write," and I'm thinking "Huh? It's just words, and it's all just there to see who gets it and who doesn't, who has the mental wherewithal to see through the facade, the chicanery" (another favorite word) -- this is fun for me, this is my "health club" -- behind it all, I'm just a guy looking for someone to talk to, that's all.

I just want to make sure it's someone who can talk back without putting me into a coma....

If I was a non-drinker and non-mother, I'd move in with you tomorrow.

They're really hard to find. I really don't think they exist on dating sites at all.

I only know one, in real life, and apparently I'm not good enough for her....!

Maybe there's another one out there, somewhere....?

Um, yes! There definitely is. If I can find my cowboy cop you can find your lady. Your Kimmy Kibbler? Is that her name(?).... all grown up and such.

I LOVE facetious .. cuz that's the world I live in .. oh ya nothin like a smartass

Fade!!

Yeah, a smart smartass....