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Topic: Things I have learned about Missouri
moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Sat 09/27/08 10:12 PM
Dddd... Dead armadillos???

ladyliz1417 Joined Wed 12/27/06 Posts: 51463	Sat 09/27/08 10:13 PM
with their feet in the air....like they just dont care, lol

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Sat 09/27/08 11:09 PM
Do they spin around like tops?

ladyliz1417 Joined Wed 12/27/06 Posts: 51463	Sun 09/28/08 06:36 AM


RoamingOrator Joined Fri 07/20/07 Posts: 4943	Wed 10/01/08 02:38 PM
Armidillos don't live this far north, they only migrate this way to die. Also... The first day of deer season is a holiday. This is true, you can tell, there is a free breakfast at the church to celebrate

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Wed 10/01/08 02:53 PM
This joke does not pertain to the Missouri city and county people. Only the country folks.

No1sLove Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 10342	Mon 10/06/08 10:18 AM
This joke does not pertain to the Missouri city and county people. Only the country folks. True...Me thinks someone has been to the Ozarks Winx.

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Mon 10/06/08 10:24 AM


Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Mon 10/06/08 10:27 AM
This joke does not pertain to the Missouri city and county people. Only the country folks. True...Me thinks someone has been to the Ozarks Winx. Yeah! And the boot hills. I don't know anybody that says "Windas" or "Winders" or any of that other stuff in the joke.

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Mon 10/06/08 10:30 AM
your in the big city ! come out to the of the city and you will !

No1sLove Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 10342	Mon 10/06/08 10:32 AM
This joke does not pertain to the Missouri city and county people. Only the country folks. True...Me thinks someone has been to the Ozarks Winx. Yeah! And the boot hills. I don't know anybody that says "Windas" or "Winders" or any of that other stuff in the joke. I've only known a few Ozark hillbillies with that vernacular, but there are few left since they done gone and commercialized them thar hills.

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Mon 10/06/08 10:33 AM
your in the big city ! come out to the of the city and you will ! I've lived in Arnold. I've lived in Warrensburg too. Of course I've stepped outside of the city. I haven't heard it.

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Mon 10/06/08 10:34 AM
This joke does not pertain to the Missouri city and county people. Only the country folks. True...Me thinks someone has been to the Ozarks Winx. Yeah! And the boot hills. I don't know anybody that says "Windas" or "Winders" or any of that other stuff in the joke. I've only known a few Ozark hillbillies with that vernacular, but there are few left since they done gone and commercialized them thar hills.

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14519	Mon 10/06/08 10:47 AM
I thought possumm were born dead on the road. They are in Michigan. Winx

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Mon 10/06/08 11:13 AM
I thought possumm were born dead on the road. They are in Michigan. Winx So...that's where they're born. M.Michiganman.

heartSoul Joined Sun 08/26/07 Posts: 6038	Mon 10/06/08 11:16 AM
born and raised in Missouri have been in most parts and I haven't met anyone that talks like this or does any of the things listed

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Mon 10/06/08 11:21 AM
born and raised in Missouri have been in most parts and I haven't met anyone that talks like this or does any of the things listed Me, either.

ladyliz1417 Joined Wed 12/27/06 Posts: 51463	Mon 10/06/08 03:13 PM
well I dont exactly live in a small town and I've heard some of that. It doesn't matter, it was just a joke anyway. I've lived here almost all my life. It was just fun to post.

Redshirt Joined Tue 02/26/08 Posts: 2109	Mon 10/06/08 05:22 PM
Good to see the Ozarks haven't changed since I live there.