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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 113 | |
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Dear Diary; Why is it that the more i watch the news, or the more i pay attention to the world outside, the more scared i get? On TV its all "US economy going to hell!" or "russia is being evil" or "iran is batshizt crazy" or "some dude who speaks spanish says bad stuff". It makes my head want to explode O_O  
I did before i went to work. Maybe its scary because i come home at 2am and read the news O_O 
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<-----has one fabulous red spandex outfit.....just for said occasions!!!
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<-----has one fabulous red spandex outfit.....just for said occasions!!!
Oh God the MENTAL IMAGES WON'T GO AWAY!
Seriously tho, i'm just a small town guy who sometimes looks at the world around him and is stunned at all the crazy stuff happening. It may not affect me too much but i can see it in the distance O_o |
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whereeeeeeeeeeeez purple?????
<--------throws camera, vaseline, and cell phone at her head!!!
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<-----has one fabulous red spandex outfit.....just for said occasions!!!
Oh God the MENTAL IMAGES WON'T GO AWAY!
Seriously tho, i'm just a small town guy who sometimes looks at the world around him and is stunned at all the crazy stuff happening. It may not affect me too much but i can see it in the distance O_o
<------big city girl in a small town.......seen too much.....too early.....nothing surprizes me anymore....... 
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dear diary........wtf do people do in this town????
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people freeze to death here. wild creatures live in and around the city, occasionally killing or savaging the unfortunate joggers. winds and waters claim lives at work and at play.
the woes of the world away beyond my reach are of no consequence to my peace of mind but there is an unknown law here: Scoundrel shall not wear spandex, for people would die laughing, or from shock. |
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whereeeeeeeeeeeez purple????? <--------throws camera, vaseline, and cell phone at her head!!!
she's having an artsy day, dancing with fire in her blood, I think. 
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dear diary......its amazing how many men will wear their spandex suits for me.......
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Dear diary...........do I make you horny baby..........
well.......... do I???
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Edited by
Gypsy41
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Mon 09/29/08 12:36 AM
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<--uses best english accent she can muster......
ok where is the english brown teeth emoticon???? 
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I would think that would be obvious ...with the way this spandex is stretched
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I would think that would be obvious ...with the way this spandex is stretched
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do i look older???AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Dear diary...........do I make you horny baby..........
well.......... do I???
I'm so dazzled by your brain that I just don't ogle your body and think shallow stuff. It's been that way, since we met. Sorry. 
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ok youre not 51!@!!!! Youre lying!!!
Geez...back to the gym, i guess |
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do i look older???AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA You drinking that green ganja tea or sumtin???
I find I am preserved by alcohol........like pickles.....
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Dear diary...........do I make you horny baby..........
well.......... do I???
I'm so dazzled by your brain that I just don't ogle your body and think shallow stuff. It's been that way, since we met. Sorry.
Btw........when did we meet or were you just silently stalking me???? I dont even remember the meeting......... 
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dear diary...............I DONT REMEMBER ANYTHING!!!
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We never met...in real life.
I'm still just getting acquainted with you, here. |
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