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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 113
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 09/28/08 11:56 PM
Should hear gypsys farts. Squeeeeeekpppppfffttt! I never farted near you........or even at all!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 09/28/08 11:58 PM
But they smell good. Like summer breeze, makes me feel fine, blowing with the jasmine in my mind.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/29/08 12:00 AM
Dear diary.........there is more to life than farting.....uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh intrigue me or forever hold your pee.........

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Mon 09/29/08 12:02 AM
you dont fart at all ??? not even in your sleep ????

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 09/29/08 12:03 AM
Ok. No more farts. What am I going to do with this febreeze?

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Mon 09/29/08 12:04 AM
you better use it ! i had boiled cabbage for supper !

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/29/08 12:06 AM
you dont fart at all ??? not even in your sleep ???? well there was this one time in band camp......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/29/08 12:06 AM
Ok. No more farts. What am I going to do with this febreeze? It makes for a good antiperspirant???

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Mon 09/29/08 12:06 AM
ok, im out !

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 09/29/08 12:07 AM
Women. Can't keep a secret but they sure can hold a fart. So if you ever wanna tell em a secret- tell it to their asshole. <--- I heard a comedian say that doing standup and was rolling.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/29/08 12:07 AM
you better use it ! i had boiled cabbage for supper ! omg.........boiled cabbage!~!!! Dont ever burn it!!! It makes the whole house smell like throw up!!! For some reason I think chevy will test this theory........

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Mon 09/29/08 12:08 AM
Dear Diary; Why is it that the more i watch the news, or the more i pay attention to the world outside, the more scared i get? On TV its all "US economy going to hell!" or "russia is being evil" or "iran is batshizt crazy" or "some dude who speaks spanish says bad stuff". It makes my head want to explode O_O

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/29/08 12:08 AM
Women. Can't keep a secret but they sure can hold a fart. So if you ever wanna tell em a secret- tell it to their asshole. <--- I heard a comedian say that doing standup and was rolling. Ohhhhhhh I keep lots of secrets!!! Only because I forget what people tell me most of the time!!! Isnt it all blablablllllllllah??? blablablablabla gabba gabba bla blah?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 09/29/08 12:08 AM
Do you want to be intrigued?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/29/08 12:09 AM
Dear Diary; Why is it that the more i watch the news, or the more i pay attention to the world outside, the more scared i get? On TV its all "US economy going to hell!" or "russia is being evil" or "iran is batshizt crazy" or "some dude who speaks spanish says bad stuff". It makes my head want to explode O_O Cloudy........have you hugged a kitty today????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/29/08 12:11 AM
Do you want to be intrigued? See ya chevy.............uh amaze me????

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 09/29/08 12:11 AM
Longhairbiker. Man of intrigue. I like it. Word of the day.

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Mon 09/29/08 12:12 AM
woo-hoo, been here for one freaking year now !

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Mon 09/29/08 12:12 AM
Dear Diary; Why is it that the more i watch the news, or the more i pay attention to the world outside, the more scared i get? On TV its all "US economy going to hell!" or "russia is being evil" or "iran is batshizt crazy" or "some dude who speaks spanish says bad stuff". It makes my head want to explode O_O Cloudy........have you hugged a kitty today???? I did before i went to work. Maybe its scary because i come home at 2am and read the news O_O

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/29/08 12:13 AM
woo-hoo, been here for one freaking year now ! Any dates yet????