galendgirl I think you overwhelmed justaguy. I think he is laying on the couch lmao

They really don't have much to do with "relationship advice" as this topic header suggests...but hey, someone might find a curious person they are interested in, right? Wouldn't misc. information of the most silly sort be PERFECT in their arsenol of witty conversation topics???

I should go to bed...I must be past tired to be so goofy!

What's the best way to initiate sex with a ghost?

If I actually posted what my suggestion would be for this one....I would get myself banned.

Go play in another thread dude.

You will never out think or out logic me, so you should probably quit while you are behind. :-)

Ok....let's see here. ( Imagine that...I forgot about my own damn thread. )

" Why Is The Sky Blue " - Because it would look kinda funny if it was green

" What does a bug taste like " - Depends on the bug. I know a VW Beetle kinda tastes like chicken. :-)

" Why do dogs hump your leg " - Because they want you to be their " ***** "

" Why do people sneeze " - Because there are times when a fart would be just plain rude.

" How fast does hair grow " - Take a look at the pics in my profile and ask yourself why I would actually know the answer to that....lmao

" What does a cloud feel like " - Cantaloupe

" Can you really swim with a shark " - No. But you CAN " sleep with 'da fishes "

" What happened to the unicorns " - They have been seen hanging out with Bigfoot. :-)

Nahhh..the dog took up residence on the couch. Stupid dog.

I only put it here because I figured that it would eventually be moved anyway....lmao

Silly/curious questions are WAY more fun to answer anyway...lmao

He's back! Got lost in the other threads did ya ?lol

I kneel before thee in abject respect for your wisdom oh wisest of guys...your knowledge about pointless questions supercedes anything I could have imagined. You are clearly "THE" JustaGuy of the Mingle2...

Way to go!

* bows *

You're dating a woman, it's all going well, she's great in bed and all, but then you find out she's married. Is bringing her home to meet your mother not appropriate?

That's a trick question since the girl you're dating IS your mother

Hey. My mom is HOT!

Justaguy; my question to you is do you think the Blue Men Group paint their privates blue as well??????????

No. But since they are all dressed up in those get ups....my guess would be that their balls are blue anyway....if you get my meaning....lmao

Well...depends on if you are actually going to TELL your mother that the girl is married. :-)

Kinda. This one had fallen down the page a ways, and I just didn't notice that someone had posted....lol

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there does it make a sound?

Sure it does. Just ask Bigfoot. :-)

Well now that I have eaten all my jellybeans I'm off to bed keep up the good work Dr. Ruth!