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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 112 | |
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damn that looks painful is all i've got for ya!
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I was looking for my tatas but couldnt find them!!!
 
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Speaking of disturbing...
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come back over to that thread haji, sharp is having a ball ! 
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your boobs hurt???? 
Oh yes and you wanted to stab everyone, especially males in the eyes with a very sharp pencil??? 
Oh, gawd yes!!! And I had to PEEEEEEE soo BADDD all of the time!!! And I was always thirsty, and had to pee more!! Couldn't get a decent night's sleep ^q))lhFw&&!!! and...and...and EVERYONE insisted on saying something absolutely friggin' STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID!!!!! about it!!!! |
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never mind it died ! a slow but painful death .....
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Speaking of disturbing... 
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dear diary.......I think I want to talk about cars now!!!
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So uh yeah... how bout them Broncos?
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not obsessed would just have em and would love to get rid of them
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Speaking of disturbing...
Have you ever just bought a package of Oscar Meyer Weiners, just for the sheer joy of slicing and dicing and mincing those little peckers up??? And deliberately overcooked and scorched them, all the time thinking of some guy...and wishing that he understood how you felt???? Men are so flucking clueless.  
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dear diary.......I think I want to talk about cars now!!!
    I love you  
Hell has froze over 
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Speaking of disturbing...
Have you ever just bought a package of Oscar Meyer Weiners, just for the sheer joy of slicing and dicing and mincing those little peckers up??? And deliberately overcooked and scorched them, all the time thinking of some guy...and wishing that he understood how you felt???? Men are so flucking clueless.
holy Chit!!! 
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Speaking of disturbing...
Have you ever just bought a package of Oscar Meyer Weiners, just for the sheer joy of slicing and dicing and mincing those little peckers up??? And deliberately overcooked and scorched them, all the time thinking of some guy...and wishing that he understood how you felt???? Men are so flucking clueless.
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Speaking of disturbing...
Have you ever just bought a package of Oscar Meyer Weiners, just for the sheer joy of slicing and dicing and mincing those little peckers up??? And deliberately overcooked and scorched them, all the time thinking of some guy...and wishing that he understood how you felt???? Men are so flucking clueless.
Excuse me. Did I date you?
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ok, scoundrel put down the knife ...
think bro , you are a dude !!!!!!!!
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ok, scoundrel put down the knife ... think bro , you are a dude !!!!!!!!
i'm scared!!! 
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<-------gets out the box of playtex tampons.......
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You know, I go to parties.
Always getting invited. You know? Be the "star attraction" and the guys making jokes with each other, snickering like little boys, betting on this and that? And they all want to use my boobs to hold their beer, or they just go speechless when I ask if they are big enough to go all the way through with a tittie f*ck....you know...because none of them are THAT big. And...I'm just being bicthy...but sometimes I just need to be bicthy...you know? |
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You know, I go to parties. Always getting invited. You know? Be the "star attraction" and the guys making jokes with each other, snickering like little boys, betting on this and that? And they all want to use my boobs to hold their beer, or they just go speechless when I ask if they are big enough to go all the way through with a tittie f*ck....you know...because none of them are THAT big. And...I'm just being bicthy...but sometimes I just need to be bicthy...you know? nice to see you're in touch with your fem side
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