I very seldom use my secretaries bathroom but today I had to go really bad and I don't mean I had to pee either! With only one secretary working so I said what the hell. I go in there and do my business and no toilet paper! Before I panic I see "wet wipes" on the back of the toilet. It ain't manly but what was I to do? After I'm finished I'm washing my hands and begin to feel a burning sensation. I look iook over at the "wet wipes" and it's "Clorox Redi Wipes With Bleach" I really need to wear my glasses more!

oh my

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Sorry, but that's pretty funny!

Don't it make your brown eye blue!

i hope that is the only place burning

Id have said the same thing. LOL. I'm sorry about there not being any Tp.

keep an eye out for a rash think id get a paper towel and go wash sorry mbd but it is funny

anal bleaching has become quite popular and a lucrative service at the Spa......

i betcha it was STILL better than no wipes at all

hey has anyone seen that new product out called AAaahhh
it's actually a spray that you spray on your toilet paper that is supposed to cleanse you and is good for the environment.

i've seen it all now

Actually, if you wipe it with water/damp paper towels you'll be okay. But I recommend you put some aloe on there, dear. You don't want to have to buy a donut to sit on ....

Missed your silly stories...

... all i can say is ouch!

I'm sorry i'm trying not to laugh here


It's not working ... walks away

<--------STILL LAUGHING!!!!

Dude, there's a silver lining in that incident.



It reduces skid marks.

i think he maybe at the doctors office now

good point

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awww what a cutie pie picture!!!