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Im like "That Girl", I can "take a nothing date, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile!!!". Love that collar sweetie.. |
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Well, I get so few dates, that I actually treasure all (both) of them. 
No, seriously, I've been just flabergasted on a date (I didn't know people could actually be like that, I thought it was just in movies), I've been stunned (not so far as having an eye twitch though), but never bored. Of course I'm the type of person that finds the humor in any situation, that might have something to do with it. If I find myself even drifting towards bored, I switch the conversation. Now I had this one person that kept bringing it back to the same topic, over and over, but fortunately, I knew little about figure skating, so like our author suggested, I just learned some stuff. Joy is always in the eye of the beholder, if you aren't having a good time on a date, the problem might actually be with you, not who you are with. And author mentioned that .. So WHAT are you doing Friday night? 
Well, apparently I've been too long getting back to this thread, and instead of driving out to have a date with a wonderful woman, I'm sitting here posting on the threads.  
Ya sorry ..  Friday night has come and is going gone .. LMAO
It's the thought that counts eh?
Guarantee you one thing .. I've never ever ever been accused of BEING the 'boring date' .. won't happen on this galaxy 
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I had a date a few months back with a girl,She seemed normal.
On my way she calls and asked if I would like to walk around ikea.Tell her it sounds good. Ok ,so I get there and need to use the bathroom,on the way to the toilet I pass by the pantry and the door is open so I take a look see. I'll I have to say is wow...A collection of perscriptions that any drugstore cowboy would be proud to call his own. So I think hey,everyone has problems,I come back down stairs and we get ready to go.She wants to take her car because I drove about 30 miles across town.I'm thinking wow,that's really nice. We jump in the car and my belly's screaming "feed me"I ask if she wants some food , she wants to go to a vegan resturaunt. Strike one....... I'm definetly into a large bloody steak with a side of bacon.So I'm being nice and we go to this granola eating hippie joint and I don't know what to order so i make the mistake having her order for me.. Our food comes[\shudder ,I'm sitting there moving this semi gelatinous mass about my plate Wondering if it's some demon spawn sent from the darkest bowls of hell intent on staeling my soul to gind up in the large blender on the counter behind me to serve to these tofu eating freaks. Anyways i choke down the shape shifting succubus Hoping my stomach acid is stong enough to kill it before it can take me over.I was proud I only had to turn around twice to gag. We get back in the car and she throws in a backstreet boys cd...EWWWWWWWWW I fight the urge to puke up the boiling grren mass I had eaten earlier all over the dash and call it a night.BUT I haven't had a date in two months and I think this girl may be off her meds and I might get some tonight. Did I forget strike two for the backstreet boys? We get to Ikea and start shopping.I push the cart around saying "That's nice" about 5 billion times looking at all that particalboard and plastic crap I would'nt pay a dime for,Then comes a foul ball(It would have been a strike but I was pretty horny)"I think we sould maybe Take it easy for a while ..Huh "This is the first time I've seen you After the second email iI sent you"I say,See gives me a half hearted glare. Finaly After walking around the store for the longest 3 hours of my life she says"lets go back to my place and watch a movie and stuff"Sweet!!! My gears start turning.Maybe I can end this awful curse haunting my very dream eating at my soul day in and day out.We gwt to the cashier.She forgot her bankcard.I want th hell out of there so I thow mine on the counter hoping she'll stop digging thru her purse like a crackhead looking for his last rock after a three day binge. Drive home I get to listen to the backstreet boys.... we get back to here place and the nieghbor is in her spot.She's pissed.So I'm listening to her whining and *****ing about her space is being parked in.So what..JeeezeI'm grabbing the bags out. While walking up to her place I notice her at her nieghbors door.Thier arguing,great.All of a sudden she ripps this girl out of her door and starts beating her ass.. Wow...Holy mother of god I was soo freakn embarrased.Her boyfriend run outside and looks at me,I just shrug my shoulders and put down the bags.I walk out to my truck and just leave.As I'm pulling out she is beating her head against a stucco retainer wall. So I'm about 15 mins down the road and i get a text.I can't belive you left me like that...I said you need help.She says but I love you...I say dont contact me again or I'll get a restraining order.. I'm scared to date again 
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I had a date a few months back with a girl,She seemed normal. On my way she calls and asked if I would like to walk around ikea.Tell her it sounds good. Ok ,so I get there and need to use the bathroom,on the way to the toilet I pass by the pantry and the door is open so I take a look see. I'll I have to say is wow...A collection of perscriptions that any drugstore cowboy would be proud to call his own. So I think hey,everyone has problems,I come back down stairs and we get ready to go.She wants to take her car because I drove about 30 miles across town.I'm thinking wow,that's really nice. We jump in the car and my belly's screaming "feed me"I ask if she wants some food , she wants to go to a vegan resturaunt. Strike one....... I'm definetly into a large bloody steak with a side of bacon.So I'm being nice and we go to this granola eating hippie joint and I don't know what to order so i make the mistake having her order for me.. Our food comes[\shudder ,I'm sitting there moving this semi gelatinous mass about my plate Wondering if it's some demon spawn sent from the darkest bowls of hell intent on staeling my soul to gind up in the large blender on the counter behind me to serve to these tofu eating freaks. Anyways i choke down the shape shifting succubus Hoping my stomach acid is stong enough to kill it before it can take me over.I was proud I only had to turn around twice to gag. We get back in the car and she throws in a backstreet boys cd...EWWWWWWWWW I fight the urge to puke up the boiling grren mass I had eaten earlier all over the dash and call it a night.BUT I haven't had a date in two months and I think this girl may be off her meds and I might get some tonight. Did I forget strike two for the backstreet boys? We get to Ikea and start shopping.I push the cart around saying "That's nice" about 5 billion times looking at all that particalboard and plastic crap I would'nt pay a dime for,Then comes a foul ball(It would have been a strike but I was pretty horny)"I think we sould maybe Take it easy for a while ..Huh "This is the first time I've seen you After the second email iI sent you"I say,See gives me a half hearted glare. Finaly After walking around the store for the longest 3 hours of my life she says"lets go back to my place and watch a movie and stuff"Sweet!!! My gears start turning.Maybe I can end this awful curse haunting my very dream eating at my soul day in and day out.We gwt to the cashier.She forgot her bankcard.I want th hell out of there so I thow mine on the counter hoping she'll stop digging thru her purse like a crackhead looking for his last rock after a three day binge. Drive home I get to listen to the backstreet boys.... we get back to here place and the nieghbor is in her spot.She's pissed.So I'm listening to her whining and *****ing about her space is being parked in.So what..JeeezeI'm grabbing the bags out. While walking up to her place I notice her at her nieghbors door.Thier arguing,great.All of a sudden she ripps this girl out of her door and starts beating her ass.. Wow...Holy mother of god I was soo freakn embarrased.Her boyfriend run outside and looks at me,I just shrug my shoulders and put down the bags.I walk out to my truck and just leave.As I'm pulling out she is beating her head against a stucco retainer wall. So I'm about 15 mins down the road and i get a text.I can't belive you left me like that...I said you need help.She says but I love you...I say dont contact me again or I'll get a restraining order.. I'm scared to date again
OMG .. this is a joke right? Tell me please.
Well, one thing for sure. You did NOT, a boring date .. have. 
See you could take all kinds of good tips off on this one, like WHY you love steak the way you do (I'll drink to that, and if you wanna get the best beef EVAAAAAAAAH come to Colorado Springs and I'll show ya! YUMMY) or .. that you know WHY you DON'T take meds .. wow. That's insane. (now fess up, was the door REALLY open  )
You definitely get the prize for weird date #101. BOB !! Tell him what he won!! 
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Honestly I cant remember the last time I had a boring or bad date. I pretty much always have fun no matter what I'm doing. Worst case scenario is I have to be the entertaining one, which I don't mind at all. I spend a little time getting to know guys before actually going on a date with them. This helps weed out the ones who are obviously not going to work.
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