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Topic: On the Second Coming of Christ
arkdanimal's photo
Wed 10/01/08 08:52 AM

If mr jesus the first...son of gawd, address : third stall in the innkeeper's stable was to return now...poor bugger would end up institutionalised on anti hallucinogenic meds, with very soft walls, and very long sleeved jackets!

We don't want him back! Humanity would destroy him faster than a squad of romans with hungry lions.

Poor bugger would be homeless in Central Middle East, or being detained in Guatanimo as a bloody terrorist!

Spreading peaceful propaganda wont help the war in Iraq, will it now???:wink:
This could be why he dosen't want anyone to know his true identity, yet! To give people one last chance to change their self indulgent spirit! Only those who are willing to learn/listen will!

Krimsa's photo
Wed 10/01/08 09:12 AM
What makes you so certain that Jesus did not have descendants that could quite possibly be walking the earth now? One might be working in a fast food restaurant right this moment. Maybe they had no interest in political nor religious ambitions or aspirations.

arkdanimal's photo
Wed 10/01/08 09:50 AM
Or he might be talking to you on the internet!

Krimsa's photo
Wed 10/01/08 09:52 AM
Edited by Krimsa on Wed 10/01/08 09:53 AM
Who Jesus? Im busy installing Jesus proof fencing around the perimeter of my property just in case he does show up unexpectedly. laugh

arkdanimal's photo
Wed 10/01/08 09:54 AM
Edited by arkdanimal on Wed 10/01/08 09:55 AM

Who Jesus? Im busy installing Jesus proof fencing around the perimeter of my property just in case he does show up unexpectedly. laugh
better turn off the computer also! or do you still believe that missled thing about Jesus busting thruogh the clouds. It was an analogy!

Krimsa's photo
Wed 10/01/08 10:06 AM
Edited by Krimsa on Wed 10/01/08 10:07 AM


Who Jesus? Im busy installing Jesus proof fencing around the perimeter of my property just in case he does show up unexpectedly. laugh
better turn off the computer also! or do you still believe that missled thing about Jesus busting thruogh the clouds. It was an analogy!


I would hope it was an analogy otherwise its just nonsensical. Its inaccurate on so many levels how would you even be capable of discerning analogy from a credible statement being made? Seeing as according to the OT "Rabbits cheweth the cud". That was not an intended analogy and was simply an erroneous statement being declared as fact. .

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