WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need... = I want.
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
8. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with

me
12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby
thighs
13. You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a

lot
14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something
expensive
15. It's your decision = The correct decision should
be obvious by now
16. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all
you ever think about?
17. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes
and find a good game on TV
18. How much do you love me? = I did something today
that you're really not going to like


MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
8. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with
you
9. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex
with you
10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have
sex with you
11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have
sex with you
12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for

other men to have sex with you
13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want

to have sex with you within the next 3 minutes.
14. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing

that I am a deep person and then I'd like to
have sex
with you.
15. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit =
I'm gay

so what if we have a one track mind..

lazy, one track mind? lol

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that sounds about right

7?

so Lazy's mind is a great big Heaping pot hole.... We're not ALL like
that, lol.

That would not have been half as fuuny if they wern't all true

hey dan.. lol.. ok a pot hole it is..lol

very good and very funny