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lilangel2 Joined Wed 03/05/08 Posts: 9096	Wed 09/10/08 02:42 PM
Grocery store (in a tank top, yes..hell it's HOT in Georgia!) and this guy in the meat department is there pushing a large cart of meat and says, "Can I help you with something", and I say, "Yes, where is the chicken you had advertised?" and he said, "the wings or quarters?" and I said, "no, the breasts" and he said, "oh, yes, I do have breasts....I mean for you (as he glanced south of my chin)" ..and then he turned bright red and hell I tried to hold it in but I couldn't and I liked to have spit all over the person next to me when I finally let it goooooooo! We laughed so hard we had tears in our eyes...even the old lady next to me...bless her heart...I only stopped laughing because I was afraid she might croak! The Moral to this story is: Cleavage can be deadly but it gets you service

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Wed 09/10/08 02:43 PM
Boobs

jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Wed 09/10/08 02:44 PM
It's a good thing you weren't looking for the sausage they had advertised

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Wed 09/10/08 02:44 PM
It's amazing how fast you get waited on when you show it.... My guy friends send me to the bar when we are out... Even the women know the power of the breast.

lilangel2 Joined Wed 03/05/08 Posts: 9096	Wed 09/10/08 02:44 PM
Boobs Boobie Power

floh Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 1706	Wed 09/10/08 02:45 PM
Boobs ha...there again...B( . )( . )bs...my senses must be in overdrive...

voxsteven Joined Wed 05/21/08 Posts: 1813	Wed 09/10/08 02:46 PM
see- guys never get that kind of good service.

ljcc1964 Joined Fri 10/19/07 Posts: 8298	Wed 09/10/08 02:46 PM


PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Wed 09/10/08 02:47 PM
Magical Boobs

SKPCG Joined Mon 03/03/08 Posts: 14708	Wed 09/10/08 02:47 PM
MOOBS!!! That sounded like too much silly!!!

jasonl26 Joined Fri 08/08/08 Posts: 313	Wed 09/10/08 02:48 PM
see- guys never get that kind of good service. hell no we don't

Wolf19 Joined Wed 01/23/08 Posts: 6172	Wed 09/10/08 02:50 PM


voxsteven Joined Wed 05/21/08 Posts: 1813	Wed 09/10/08 02:51 PM
Soooo, I wear my extra tight jeans with the bulges to the grocery store... I walk up to the lady in the meat department and say, "hey there...Im shopping for sausage"... and she replies "OH, were you looking for "Little Smokies"?? "

lilangel2 Joined Wed 03/05/08 Posts: 9096	Wed 09/10/08 02:53 PM
Soooo, I wear my extra tight jeans with the bulges to the grocery store... I walk up to the lady in the meat department and say, "hey there...Im shopping for sausage"... and she replies "OH, were you looking for "Little Smokies"?? " HA!

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Wed 09/10/08 02:54 PM
Grocery store (in a tank top, yes..hell it's HOT in Georgia!) and this guy in the meat department is there pushing a large cart of meat and says, "Can I help you with something", and I say, "Yes, where is the chicken you had advertised?" and he said, "the wings or quarters?" and I said, "no, the breasts" and he said, "oh, yes, I do have breasts....I mean for you (as he glanced south of my chin)" ..and then he turned bright red and hell I tried to hold it in but I couldn't and I liked to have spit all over the person next to me when I finally let it goooooooo! We laughed so hard we had tears in our eyes...even the old lady next to me...bless her heart...I only stopped laughing because I was afraid she might croak! The Moral to this story is: Cleavage can be deadly but it gets you service I'd like to see your breasts advertised.

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Wed 09/10/08 02:54 PM
Soooo, I wear my extra tight jeans with the bulges to the grocery store... I walk up to the lady in the meat department and say, "hey there...Im shopping for sausage"... and she replies "OH, were you looking for "Little Smokies"?? " " Nut-Huggers"

lilangel2 Joined Wed 03/05/08 Posts: 9096	Wed 09/10/08 02:59 PM
Grocery store (in a tank top, yes..hell it's HOT in Georgia!) and this guy in the meat department is there pushing a large cart of meat and says, "Can I help you with something", and I say, "Yes, where is the chicken you had advertised?" and he said, "the wings or quarters?" and I said, "no, the breasts" and he said, "oh, yes, I do have breasts....I mean for you (as he glanced south of my chin)" ..and then he turned bright red and hell I tried to hold it in but I couldn't and I liked to have spit all over the person next to me when I finally let it goooooooo! We laughed so hard we had tears in our eyes...even the old lady next to me...bless her heart...I only stopped laughing because I was afraid she might croak! The Moral to this story is: Cleavage can be deadly but it gets you service I'd like to see your breasts advertised. I would but,I got all the business I need at the moment HA!

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Wed 09/10/08 03:00 PM
Grocery store (in a tank top, yes..hell it's HOT in Georgia!) and this guy in the meat department is there pushing a large cart of meat and says, "Can I help you with something", and I say, "Yes, where is the chicken you had advertised?" and he said, "the wings or quarters?" and I said, "no, the breasts" and he said, "oh, yes, I do have breasts....I mean for you (as he glanced south of my chin)" ..and then he turned bright red and hell I tried to hold it in but I couldn't and I liked to have spit all over the person next to me when I finally let it goooooooo! We laughed so hard we had tears in our eyes...even the old lady next to me...bless her heart...I only stopped laughing because I was afraid she might croak! The Moral to this story is: Cleavage can be deadly but it gets you service I'd like to see your breasts advertised. I would but,I got all the business I need at the moment HA! Perhaps some charity work then?

lilangel2 Joined Wed 03/05/08 Posts: 9096	Wed 09/10/08 03:02 PM
Grocery store (in a tank top, yes..hell it's HOT in Georgia!) and this guy in the meat department is there pushing a large cart of meat and says, "Can I help you with something", and I say, "Yes, where is the chicken you had advertised?" and he said, "the wings or quarters?" and I said, "no, the breasts" and he said, "oh, yes, I do have breasts....I mean for you (as he glanced south of my chin)" ..and then he turned bright red and hell I tried to hold it in but I couldn't and I liked to have spit all over the person next to me when I finally let it goooooooo! We laughed so hard we had tears in our eyes...even the old lady next to me...bless her heart...I only stopped laughing because I was afraid she might croak! The Moral to this story is: Cleavage can be deadly but it gets you service I'd like to see your breasts advertised. I would but,I got all the business I need at the moment HA! Perhaps some charity work then? HA! Ok.... `( @ )( @ )`

Peccy Joined Thu 06/28/07 Posts: 17181	Wed 09/10/08 09:34 PM
Grocery store (in a tank top, yes..hell it's HOT in Georgia!) and this guy in the meat department is there pushing a large cart of meat and says, "Can I help you with something", and I say, "Yes, where is the chicken you had advertised?" and he said, "the wings or quarters?" and I said, "no, the breasts" and he said, "oh, yes, I do have breasts....I mean for you (as he glanced south of my chin)" ..and then he turned bright red and hell I tried to hold it in but I couldn't and I liked to have spit all over the person next to me when I finally let it goooooooo! We laughed so hard we had tears in our eyes...even the old lady next to me...bless her heart...I only stopped laughing because I was afraid she might croak! The Moral to this story is: Cleavage can be deadly but it gets you service I'd like to see your breasts advertised. Take my word for it, they're nice!