A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Bartender, let me have ten shots of liquor right now, real quick!"

As the bartender places all ten shots of liquor in front of the man, he asks, "Excuse me for being nosy, but why the ten shots of liquor?"

The man replies, "Well bartender, I am celebrating my first blow job."

The bartender says, "Hey now, that is a reason to celebrate...in fact, you can have an extra shot on the house!"

The man replies, "Bartender, don't even worry about it, because if ten shots of liquor can't take the taste out of my mouth, nothing can!!!!!!"