Topic: why do you think ur single?? - part 2 | |
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hmmm...because I married a jerk and must have been having crack slipped into my coffee for the past nineteen years?????
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hmmm...because I married a jerk and must have been having crack slipped into my coffee for the past nineteen years????? hahah holy **** your cute, i had to perv after the 19 years...you look like your 25, so i was wondering when the hell you got married |
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She still attracts jerks that shove their tongues down her throat.
wish she'd pick me instead... |
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She still attracts jerks that shove their tongues down her throat. wish she'd pick me instead... haha, i'm totally a jerk too... oh well. |
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Ah Im collecting them...lol
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cause girls don't like guys that aren't perfect, and im just too much to handle.
that and im ugly, and concieded and live with my parents and have ****ed up teeth and smoke and have a kid and drink too much and don't give a **** who i offend and drive a ****ty car and have a decent job and am not an asshole and im not rich and i dont know any famous people and i didn't play sports in high school and i'm not in shape and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. |
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i am single cause no one cares if i am a live or dead.one day i hope to be dead soon that way i dont have to worry bout datingg or falling in love
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Edited by
Mentork
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Tue 10/07/08 06:48 AM
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I'm single 'cause even though i only have one requirement, I'm apparently too picky.
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I'm dirty, mean and mighty unclean
I'm a wanted man Public enemy number one Understand So lock up your daughter Lock up your wife Lock up your back door And run for your life The man is back in town So don't you mess me 'round 'Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite (T.N.T.) and I'll win the fight (T.N.T.) I'm a power load (T.N.T.) watch me explode |
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b/c no one wants me
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b/c no one wants me I want you liz |
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b/c no one wants me I want you liz |
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its a love fest up in here.
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b/c no one will give me a chance, they take one look and run off screaming or just laugh
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My expectations of men are TOO HIGH, thats why im single.
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hmmm...because I married a jerk and must have been having crack slipped into my coffee for the past nineteen years????? Thanks, I was looking for the right words and you nailed it!! |
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I'm in love and he loves me so I am no longer single.
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aaawwwww....sweet
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thanks hun! now all i gotta do is get there
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ah, the tough part......i am sure that you will figure out a way....love knows no bounds
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