A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the
bar... FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the
guy asks the bartender what the test is.

Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of
pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can't make a face while
doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have
to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs
who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her." The guy
says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have
to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from
there.

Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat
teeqeelah?"

He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big
slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and
soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and
thumping, then silence. The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt
ripped and big scratches all over his body.

"Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"

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OMG!!!!!

lmfao! omg

lmao oh my my my my

Krikey! that was the wildest night I ever had!

Now that is FUNNY!