Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 108 | |
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hmmmmmmmmm glow in the dark men................... sounds good to me ! My ex use to joke to me about that I had so much exposure that I glowed in the dark So you didnt light her up...that kinds sucks... Are you going to subject us to this pic all night...darn.... You can always PERV me Dont tempt me...I might just touch you in places that havent seen the light of day... ***testing the scope**** I'm OK with that. |
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hmmmmmmmmm glow in the dark men................... sounds good to me ! My ex use to joke to me about that I had so much exposure that I glowed in the dark So you didnt light her up...that kinds sucks... Are you going to subject us to this pic all night...darn.... You can always PERV me Dont tempt me...I might just touch you in places that havent seen the light of day... ***testing the scope**** I'm OK with that. Can you count as high as your fingers and your toes...Im going to perv your puppy all night now...Better start deleting...Wait how many toes does a puppy have...yikes... |
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What am I up to?...or should I ask what you are up to...
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It's bedtime for me. Good Night Everyone.
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Goon night Bro
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What am I up to?...or should I ask what you are up to... |
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It's bedtime for me. Good Night Everyone. What a damn baby... |
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What am I up to?...or should I ask what you are up to... I'm taking my keyboard for a walk...WTF...lmao |
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What am I up to?...or should I ask what you are up to... I'm taking my keyboard for a walk...WTF...lmao |
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PUNT!!!!!!!! I don't love you all Maybe I like something about you Marooned in Loneliness Isle Messages in an etherspace bottle "Rescue me! Help! I'm north/northwest from you, about xxx hundred miles!" Rescue...to where? xxx miles south/southeast, and another isolated life? Wilson! Wilson!??...Where are you hiding? Hah! There you are...! How did you get a redwing smile..Wilson? Huh? How?...Still not talking? She's gone. You know? You can tell me. PUNT!!!! Maybe you'll talk, next time. Heh heh. Friggin soccer ball. |
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Wilson????.......
WWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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heres tonights homework assignment kids ......
20 things you MUST do at a drive threws ( or you can try a few drive threws if you cant decide who to pick on) THIS WILL BE WORTH 25% OF YOUR MARK !! SO DONT SKIP THIS ASSIGNMENT THINKIN YOUR GONNA PASS 1.Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. 2.Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did not ask the price for. 3.Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through the window. 4.Go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight. 5.Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped. 6.Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you are in. 7.When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window shopping and drive on. 8.Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup. 9.Ask how they fit into that little box. 10.If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on. 11.Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said "May I take your order?" 12.When asked if they can take your order say "No, why can't I take yours?" 13.If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you. 14.Pretend like your car broke down. Ask for assistance in moving it. When they come out, drive away. 15.Tell them you have to use the bathroom. 16.Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it. 17.Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene. 18.When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the trash from your car in it. 19.Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare. 20.Honk your horn the whole way through the line . |
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You are such a sweetheart.
If you were in line, in front of me, at the drive thru...initially I'd be curious...then pissed, and then... ...then I'd be laughin' and just shaking my head. Give 'em hell, just because. Or...the other way to say it..."F*ck 'em. That's why." |
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Dear diary.........its official AC/DC NIGHT!!!!
ITS A LONG WAY TO THE TOP IF YOU WANNA ROCK N ROLL!!! |
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T'N'T I'm DYNOMITE
T'N'T.......OI OI OI !!! |
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hahaaaaaaaaaa I gotta find my fanta ac/dc pic~!~~~~!!!
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gyod I'm tired .....I was wakin up at 4am thinkin it was time to get up an at 4:30 an 5 an 6 an 6:30 an 6:40.....................
an I tried to nap today but my lil monster wouldnt let me |
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hahaaaaaaaaaa I gotta find my fanta ac/dc pic~!~~~~!!! HA!! |
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Purple, you missed the best one!
Go to one Mc Donalds and order. Drive to the next McD's and order the same thing! When you get to the window. Hand them the bag and demand the total! |
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