Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 108 | |
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MIKE AND VAN..........AND CHARLES WILL BE SEVERELY PUNISHED FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
I SAY.........OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!! |
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Or better yet..........Im going to take away their rice!!!!
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I KNOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAME ****IN THING HAPPENED TO ME!!!! an THATS why I am STILL single!! |
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! WE ARE SINGLE BECAUSE MIKE AND VAN AND CHARLES!!!!!!!!!!!!
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<-----GETS OUT 400 rolls of toilet paper and honey dipper......books a flight to SF......oh crap!!!! My baklava is dirty!!!! My cat suit is dirty!!!!!
BURKA WEAR!!! |
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<<-- starts loadin the porta-pottys on the semi with the fork lift an packs up the rope an honey pots
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<-----grabs petrified cat poop out of kitty litter box.........ohhhhhhhhhh there is some diarrhea in there!!!
Lucky day for us!!! |
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omg I have a weekend off.........what should I do???? OMG....................GO OUT????
Yes......lets try the going out thing.....I havent gone out in a looooooooooong time!!! |
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omg I have a weekend off.........what should I do???? OMG....................GO OUT???? Yes......lets try the going out thing.....I havent gone out in a looooooooooong time!!! out..........sigh ......goin out would be cool I wish you where closer , we could go out an raise a lil hell |
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Ya.........hell.........I used to raise alot of that when I was younger!!!
Now......not so much......my choice. But every once in awhile..........I wanna...... PLAY POOL!!! |
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Ya.........hell.........I used to raise alot of that when I was younger!!! Now......not so much......my choice. But every once in awhile..........I wanna...... PLAY POOL!!! I LOVE playin pool havent played in YEARS!!!!!!!!!! I'm to much of a crip to raise much hell but it might be fun to try |
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I used to play ALOT!!! Tournaments.......won a few.......and I wasnt even trying.
I hear normal people have weekends off and go out........I may just try this!!! |
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my dad ALWAYS had a pool table in the house , slate top was a must , I used to be quite the pool shark , people would bet on me an buy me drinks just to play , I think back now an figure I shoulda asked for a cut in the winnings one day I want my own pool table
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Lol I used to play for money too!!!! and I would play the dumb blonde........it was too easy!!!!
Now.......I wouldnt play for money...... |
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Should I wear my burka????
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It seems to be getting me alot of views!
Hmmmmmmmm burka with mini skirt....... or burka with jeans???? freaking decisions!!!! |
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It seems to be getting me alot of views! Hmmmmmmmm burka with mini skirt....... or burka with jeans???? freaking decisions!!!! I'd go with the burka mini !!! |
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sexy burka panties to match too!!!!
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travel agent is phoning me back........today.........
LETS MAKE A DEAL!!! |
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OK........why is there some chick on my man counter????
Does this mean...........the chicks dig me??? |
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