An old man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to
ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are
divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about," the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man said.
"We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this,
so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like heck
they're getting a divorce," she shouts. "I'll take care of this." She
calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT
getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling
my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a
thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says,
"They're coming for Easter dinner and paying their own way!!"

That's great! LOL

there is also one for
birthdays,anniversaries,funerals,courts,weddings,and "christmas".sorry
but i detest the last one.too commercial.

Thats so cute...

read it before,greaaattttt

so cute

roflmao
I am going to hae to remember that when my kids are older!!!

lmao, good one. I need to remember that one.

LOL

got to lov the i d e a ,,lol

That was funny!LMAO!!!