A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe's first
time ever hunting, so he was following Bob's lead. Bob saw a small herd
of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet.
After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe
what had happened. Joe said “There was this snake and he slittered
across my feet, but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came
up to me and snarled, but I never screamed.”

“So then what did make you scream,” Bob asked, exasperated.

“Well,” Joe continued, “two squirells crawled up my pants and I
overheard them say, ‘Should we take them home or eat 'em now?’”

oh man, hell yeah, that would do it, lol. not a nice thought, lol

I would scream to if I understood squirel talk.

they go nuts over u,,lol

hey theres nut in his JEANS,,lol,,,

sounds good i'll take one "thanks" haahahahah

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